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Will. 25-11-2015 10:17 PM

Any Lumbersexual's on the forum?
 
Teacher was going on about yesterday as we doing questionnaires and it slipped in somehow as we talking about identity.

Apparently a Lubersexual

is someone who wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.

Mokka 25-11-2015 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8313854)
Teacher was going on about yesterday as we doing questionnaires and it slipped in somehow as we talking about identity.

Apparently a Lubersexual

is someone who wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.

What does any of that gave to do with their sexuality...

MB. 25-11-2015 10:18 PM

Fairly sure you mean lumbersexual... lubersexual's a different thing entirely

Will. 25-11-2015 10:19 PM

Oh yeah lol, lumber sexual.

Jason. 25-11-2015 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8313854)
wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.

Mr Branson?

Will. 25-11-2015 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason. (Post 8313860)
Mr Branson?

I guess.

MB. 25-11-2015 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mokka (Post 8313857)
What does any of that gave to do with their sexuality...

I'm guessing it's in the same vein as meterosexual, i.e. nothing to do with sexuality at all but a pun's a pun

(by the way none of the people on this forum have been hip since 1998 so no)

Will. 25-11-2015 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8313862)
I'm guessing it's in the same vein as meterosexual, i.e. nothing to do with sexuality at all but a pun's a pun

(by the way none of the people on this forum have been hip since 1998 so no)

Oh I'm very hip, UGG'S I wear.

I don't btw.

Will. 25-11-2015 10:22 PM

Danny Wisker a bit of lumber sexual.

Ninastar 25-11-2015 10:24 PM

i check 2/3 of those things

(i'll give you a clue, i dont have a beard)

hijaxers 25-11-2015 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8313854)
Teacher was going on about yesterday as we doing questionnaires and it slipped in somehow as we talking about identity.

Apparently a Lubersexual

is someone who wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.

Whata loada shyte :joker::joker::joker:
Thats a lumberjack and they're ok

Jason. 25-11-2015 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8313866)
Danny Wisker a bit of lumber sexual.

no

Will. 25-11-2015 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason. (Post 8313896)
no

He did wear the checker shirt a lot.

Mokka 25-11-2015 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8313862)
I'm guessing it's in the same vein as meterosexual, i.e. nothing to do with sexuality at all but a pun's a pun

(by the way none of the people on this forum have been hip since 1998 so no)

lol... I was pretty hip in '98 tbh :laugh:

Jamie89 25-11-2015 10:49 PM

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/492...2FS5Qv3g%3D%3D

no thanks

Crimson Dynamo 25-11-2015 11:00 PM

I had a myopic lumbersexual pal who could not see the wood for the trees

His fave dating app was timber

He,would get so frustrated he would tie himself in knots

MB. 25-11-2015 11:02 PM

Think you're barking up the wrong tree there, LT

Denver 25-11-2015 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8313924)

This isn't meet the members :joker:

Smithy 25-11-2015 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaos (Post 8313874)
i check 2/3 of those things

(i'll give you a clue, i dont have a beard)

Not you dumping Lucas like that </3

Black Dagger 25-11-2015 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 8313962)
Not you dumping Lucas like that </3

Dyke got too big for her boots <\3

kirklancaster 26-11-2015 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by hijaxers (Post 8313894)
Whata loada shyte :joker::joker::joker:
Thats a lumberjack and they're ok

:laugh: They screw all night and masturbate all day.:hehe:

kirklancaster 26-11-2015 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 8313939)
I had a myopic lumbersexual pal who could not see the wood for the trees

His fave dating app was timber

He,would get so frustrated he would tie himself in knots

:laugh: And his favourite pop song was 'Sex on the Beech'.

His favourite Gilbert and Sullivan song was 'Tit Willow'.

He loved orgies so he could say: 'Trees Up'

And he often asked promiscuous trees "Can I **** you for a spell?" And loved to hear the response 'OAK ay.'

He worked part time in a Bank as 'A Branch Manager'

He loved taking sexy trees Trunks down.

He was also into S & M and loved a bit of Birch.

He even saw a psychiatrist to try to find out the Root cause of his obsession with trees.

He keeps that beard trimmed and his checked shirts clean because he loved to 'Spruce' up a bit.

I'm bored now so I'm going to Leaf it alone.

Z 27-11-2015 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaos (Post 8313874)
i check 2/3 of those things

(i'll give you a clue, i dont have a beard)

Bitch please you had a 5 o'clock shadow the last time I saw you

smudgie 27-11-2015 09:38 PM

Well I like wood..if that counts.:joker:

Jamie89 27-11-2015 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 8317335)
Well I like wood..if that counts.:joker:

Filth :joker:


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