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Any Lumbersexual's on the forum?
Teacher was going on about yesterday as we doing questionnaires and it slipped in somehow as we talking about identity.
Apparently a Lubersexual is someone who wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip. |
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Fairly sure you mean lumbersexual... lubersexual's a different thing entirely
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Oh yeah lol, lumber sexual.
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(by the way none of the people on this forum have been hip since 1998 so no) |
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I don't btw. |
Danny Wisker a bit of lumber sexual.
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i check 2/3 of those things
(i'll give you a clue, i dont have a beard) |
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Thats a lumberjack and they're ok |
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I had a myopic lumbersexual pal who could not see the wood for the trees
His fave dating app was timber He,would get so frustrated he would tie himself in knots |
Think you're barking up the wrong tree there, LT
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His favourite Gilbert and Sullivan song was 'Tit Willow'. He loved orgies so he could say: 'Trees Up' And he often asked promiscuous trees "Can I **** you for a spell?" And loved to hear the response 'OAK ay.' He worked part time in a Bank as 'A Branch Manager' He loved taking sexy trees Trunks down. He was also into S & M and loved a bit of Birch. He even saw a psychiatrist to try to find out the Root cause of his obsession with trees. He keeps that beard trimmed and his checked shirts clean because he loved to 'Spruce' up a bit. I'm bored now so I'm going to Leaf it alone. |
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Well I like wood..if that counts.:joker:
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