bye bye bri
 

bye bye bri 30.11.15



i did not gel

so no great loss

he did not ring my bell

going is not making me cross.

a little bit bitchE

it had no hide

uncomfortable to see and itchy

good riddance to this snide.

very little input

but allot of control

its big mouth not big foot

this choreographer is no longer on patrol.

bored of you brian

you have no charisma

i will feed you to the lion

just get off my plasma.

i got a anticlimax

yer i am feeling blue

but tony and duncan nearly got max

and my euphoria is spandau ballet "true".

So Brian has gone
Could the voters be wrong?

Did they jump the gun and not save
Maybe it was my mate Dave

Who did not keep Brian in
Threw his love for him in the bin

Okay, last week Brian was so bad
So his leaving is not so sad

But he made me laugh in the last few days
And put Lady C's head in a daze

He buttered her up well and good
Like a good gay boy should

He told her she looked 25 which made her flighty
Tell her the truth she looks about 90

So goodbye Brian, you did your best
To walk about all manly without a vest

You stood so tall in your gay man's socks
And even posed for pictures on the jungle rocks

brunt - I think you have a crush ?

The only crush I had was orange crush this morning.:joker:

I am strictly 200% straight.:smug:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a feline

My love is Ferne.:cheer2:

I thought I was the love of your life :shrug:

:shocked::shocked: I thought ewe were a guy???:conf:

this thread is soo random :laugh:

:joker::joker:

Brian all prancing and not too much dancing
His absence now I don't regret
All his name dropping really was shocking
Who gives a **** who he's met
A diva he's been a bit of a queen
Since I first saw his mug on tv
So him being on this show I'll have you to know
Made feck all difference to me
He cooked and he bitched and made my fingers itch
To keep voting for him to depart
But alas I cant vote but on a lighter note
He's gone and it's gladdened my heart

:joker::joker:

You laughing at me GB or laughing at my humour :nono:

The humour.:shrug:

RIGHT AGAIN.:joker:

Kool thank you. I think you are surpassing Hog and I though :blush:

I don't think so. Mine are just sh**.

I don't even think about why I write. I just do it straight from my head.

And hope there is a rhyme at the end.:joker:

its all great fun - come on here and chill out. love reading all comments even those I don't agree with.