A New Festive Frolic - What's In Santa's Sack?
 

The game is simple:

Santa's sack is packed tight with Tibbie presents but players must guess which present is on top of the sack. Santa must give players THREE initial clues to help them guess what the present is.

The player who correctly guesses then becomes Santa and puts his own present to the top of the sack and gives players three clues etc,

RULES
1) Presents must be NORMAL presents which are likely to be given at Christmas - NO stupid ones such as "A blow up doll" or "A Box of Madonna's used tampons"

2) Clues given MUST be genuine clues which will assist the players in guessing the present.

3) It should become apparent when NO ONE is going to guess correctly - in which case the Santa has the power to give extra clues as he/she deems necessary.

In case anyone wants to play, I'll start:

A) This gift comes in different sizes.
B) Its name sounds dangerous.
c) Does this gift cover 24 inches?

High Heels

a cock ring

ribbed for her pleasure condoms?

Josy

:laugh2:

I'd have shown you a :fist: (you twat Shaun ) but your answer actually fits the clues. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

I KNEW my boy would be warmest and in the right area. :smug:

Stilettos?? I have no clue lol

Woah - you are so near Eoin :laugh: Think of what MOST members get at Chrimbo at some time or other.

Socks lol

Slippers.

i call socks too

:dance::dance::dance:

SLIPPERS is correct Smudgie.

A) This gift comes in different sizes --. Slippers come in different sizes.
B) Its name sounds dangerous. -- Slippers sound dangerous .
c) Does this gift cover 24 inches? -- Covers two FEET.

You are Santa Smudgie.

a. it's free
b. we all want it
c. sounds like small round vegetables.

Pee

A good stuffing

Great answer! Not sure how it fits in Santa's sack :think:

close...

Pee comes out of his sack, surely?

:joker::joker:

In the op: presents must be normal presents given at Christmas.... Is what I meant :hehe:

Small round vegetable hhhmmm

Sprout

Small round vegetables...... come on...... :D

Beans? Sprouts? lol

Peace