Does This Happen To You?
 

no I don't have a cat

Cats are a ****ing nightmare, i have already had to re tag most of my presents which the cats have pulled off.

No I don't believe in the concept of Christmas

yeah pretty much, we used to have to stick tinfoil under our tree as well

I miss my cat.

no I don't have a tape

I was wrapping my mothers present earlier, she came in and the cat took the tag off and it got mistaken for my nans present -.- so my nan went home with my mums present which she won't get until after the new year

my nan had 16 cats

My dad would get so annoyed with them, he hates cats now.

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Why don't you just move the cat out of the room, if you have them in the same room as you and you're ruffling paper around everywhere you're just asking for disaster

Because cats don't tend to stay in one place

Throw the cat out the window

Do you know what a door is and do you know that cats can't walk through them

:joker:

chuck it in the fire tbh

I doubt it will bother you again.

joke ofc

...you don't have a cat do you

I used to and he definitely didn't walk through doors. :umm2:

Mine does

Distract it with a bread bin...
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One of mine can open doors. She jumps at the handle. She lets herself in and outside as well.

Unfortunately she does not close the door behind her.

That's so offensive. :fist:

I know, but cats just don't behave...

Case in point:
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D:

I wish I had a cat :bawling: