Me legs stuck in the slats of me bed!!!
 

Quick solutions girlies!!!

False alarm

Lovey thread this was

Will look back and love

rip

Glad to know you're ok chickpea :hug:

T'doctor said it was touch and go for a minute

Me legs stuck in the slats of me bed!!!
 

that is such a me thing

Yep.

I'm saved! Make sure there's people waiting for when the emergency services drag me out

Tragic! This chick was just baking some buns for the funeral service

i fookin wasted a fiver on a new hat for your funeral

chat **** get banged

I saw this on a fb status today :suspect:

Not a 5 year old status making a comeback :facepalm:

I hope the bed is ok

shat on five year old

She may be the reason I survive
The why and wherefore I'm alive
The one I'll care for through the rough in many years
Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For where she goes I've got to be
The meaning of my life is she
She
She..who is she...



..I'm glad you're ok (chick..)..I don't want to have to sing this too soon...

Jack "Banged" is not a word


Thats a Dirty Word


Example
"Yo man i banged that biatch so many"

How Nice

It's just not realistic

Maybe if you don´t have mattress in it, it would be possible. :think:

Why wouldn't you have a mattress ? :hehe:

I don´t know, i´m just speculating.

Mattressofobia?

My mistake it´s actually Clinofobia, fear of beds.

I love it when the sig matches the post. :laugh: