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sixteen to one - run down of all HM (warning - longest poem ever) 06.01.15

firstly i will congratulate

this is going to be a show stopper

emma willis was gold its no exaggerate

but the icing was no teeny booper.

first to enter

size alone will cause a tremor

ms collins is the earth center

a jungle walk out is my hope for gemma.

second to have spillage

now i am going to be a defender

he may well be the only gay in CBB village

but i love christian aka john the eastender.

also from the square

danialla who also admits cosmetic surgery

with out tea and fags she will dis pare

is she like sam mitchel or is that forgery.

not into the dumbfactor

don,t even care if he got the crown

christopher is going to have to be a actor

because this could just bring on a breakdown.

this will be no epiphany

not even got fever

one to watch is tiffany

but is she really the head b??? diva.

onto number six

yes he looks rugged but sweet

is darren the tabloids fix

or can his perception change and beat.

the seventh is in reach

its megan and no deceiving

shes known for x- on the beach

did i say she does not like healthy breathing.

number eight is a loony toon

a few shillings spare

winston this is not any time soon

you are zero to be mayor.

the ninth is a bit wacko

david has got modesty

its no big thing he new jacko

to me its no legacy.

number 10 is reality stardom

his stupidity is no trick

scotty will never get a pardon

for naming himself as turbo ????.

number 11 gives me interest

kristina rihanoff is making me fizzy

with her i am going to invest

as just like me she has to keep busy.

johathan was number twelve

more reality tv trash

i would not into the kardasens delve

it would cause a crash.

unlucky for some is thirteen

but angie will be no labyrinth maze

i expect dignity and all clean

mrs bowie will amaze.

stephanie is no chokes

even if chat is repetitive

shes from hollyoakes

did i say she is so talkative.

number 15 will scar

you will say what the heck

jeremy will never be a shinning star

because of the pollution on his neck.

last to full down

nancy who i will watch

will she be the queen with the crown

or will her profile botch.

john and darren in the cell

would they self reward and be cruel

the first test was swell

but will they regret opting to eat gruel.

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