Former "Shipwrecked" contestant and girlfriend escape "Cannibal tribe"
 

Link

:shocked:

Crikey!! Poor pair :/

Christ :worry:

D:

Article contains pictures of some injuries sustained. The fingers one made me cringe.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...nea-tribe.html

Of course, all of the comments are about how much they'd love to 'eat' her :unsure:

A mess people still live like that

Oh god those fingers

Matthew said: “We’d joked about the famous cannibals of Papua New Guinea’s jungle but it was no laughing matter when these men came out of the bush.

“They looked very scary in native costumes and what looked like warpaint and came closer before circling around us. They tore up my T-shirt to blindfold me and the awful thought crossed my mind that we could be on the menu.

Not laughing now are they? Maybe he'll be more careful where he wanders in the future.
In all honesty I would expect someone trekking through untamed jungle to have the odd scratch, I've had worse injuries than that hiking in the lake district.

My worst nightmare, that

How can you beat someone with a Machete?

"Hacked" and not in the computer way. :shocked:

But Hacked and Beat are 2 totally different things

With the blunt side of the blade or with the handle

Feck Me.



what do you want a McD.
there and a Motorway there?

Filth

Am I just a cynical old bastard, or is there something fishy about all this?

I've had worse injuries being attacked by Saturday night drunken 'cannibals' from Wakefield.

Still, it will all ensure a very lucrative best selling book deal - once it has all been ghost-written and further 'embroidered', and the subsequent film rights will pay massively too.

:laugh:
Give me a jungle full off cannibals over a Saturday night on Westgate anytime.

:laugh: Too true Paul. :joker: