would you pour megan a drink in your local ? yes or no poll ?
 

would you pour megan a drink in your local ? yes or no poll ? 15.01.16


in my local i do need
no one is saying melting butter
megan is a pure liquid feed
with her she can drag me through the gutter.
i no its not cheap
but the money i will cable
until we down a few you will think "creep"
you can be cain and i will be able.
so impressed with your elegance
a lady with strength and stamina
this lady code has no negligence
megan to a fall you are harder then any hammer.
at tiffany it did snap
but she also had anger
november the 5th lets scrap
you will see no bigger banger.
megan i am impressed
the drink did bring out no snore
so its clear what i have expressed
let me drink this and megan can one for you i pour.

I'd hook her up to an IV drip with equal, alternating measures of gin and valium.

No I would not! I'd advise her to never drink again.

This^^^^

Yes I would poor the Lady
a nice Vodka

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...2810864941.jpg
She Needs Love
and on 1080i vision
we love your Turbo Temper

A different line suggested to this poem:

you get cained 'cause I am able

Megan would probably be drunk before I got to buy her a drink and if she wasn't on plastic glasses I'd make a swift exit for my personal safety and the cats.

I wouldn't pour her a drink but I would smash an empty glass over her head.

I'd pour her a Fanta if she was lucky

I would pourt her a drink then throw it on the skanky cow

She wouldn't be in my local...the locals would have booted her out before she got to the bar :laugh:

Bloody Southerners can't handle abit of wine.I drank more than her before lunch time Crimbo day.

What I want to know it how on earth year after year do they get SO pissed on what looks like such a tiny amount of alcohol.

I dont remember who it was but a few years back some lass got absolutely slaughtered on 2 cans of cheap lager?!

Southerners(was gonna say women but already used that joke)