Her biological clock?
 

The ticks must sound like Big Ben chimes. :omgno:

All she wants is for a rich man to come along and pay her bills and give her free money and stop her working so she can go shopping


And have a baby by c-section and a nanny to raise it



Is this so much to ask?

:laugh:

Her b/f must have been thrilled listening to her saying she'd dump for someone with cash in a heart beat

I don't know about the rich side LT, but would you be willing to try and sweep her off her feet and make some little GLTs :laugh:

He'd have some job doing that :worry:

And fill her car with petrol !!

She'd prefer a BLT :hehe:

LT Would have to walk her to the river for a piss.

now I am not sure if anyone can remember my latest appeals for wifes but I have wrote a poem on why I would not accecpt gemma if she was the last woman on earth,

she is a disgrace.


the only way is DOWN. :cheer2:

I would have to tie a plank to my arse for safety

Her biological clock is stuck ....at dinner time

:hehe:

Wonderful:laugh::laugh:

I hope LT has flood barriers where he lives:hehe:

:joker:

I hope it stops soon before she manages to breed.The last thing the world needs is her spawn.

jesus, imagine the names she would give them.