Advice Needed: E-Crush
 

Dear TIBB Members

I have an e-crush on James..... I have never spoken to him and he has never acknowledged me but I am infatuated with him

I read all of his posts, just seeing his name on this forum makes me tingle, i pine for the day he says "Hi Shilpa will u marry me"....

What can i do to get his attention...... make him want me..... make him dream of me....... make him "loosen up my buttons"

Please Help!

:sad:

**Another weird moment brought to u by Shilpa2Win**

I think you should follow the "Treat em mean, keep em keen" prophecy.
Call him the worst names you can think of. Like, seriously onslaught of abuse.
He'll love it!!

Erm....... theres a lil ban button he could use :conf:

U2U him some naked pics of yourself? :thumbs2:

Or just post them on the forum, if James doesn't bite there's bound to be some interest from somewhere. As long as you're not fussy, it's a win-win situation. :tongue:

:tongue: oooo i would but there is kids about

Also a ban button moment.
Hmm, tough situation you're in there Shilpa.

:joker: Speak in text speech, he's bound to notice you then.

Post in all caps and text speech, you're bound to get his attention then but annoy everyone else in the process.

Even better, try and cyber with him in text speech, while using personal insults against other members, all typed in capitals.

You'll rock his world.

He will just get Red Moon to deal with me

Trust me, James avoids me......... It was cos he avoided me i noticed him..... i fink he is shy and thats a TURN ON

:hugesmile:

Maybe he's just secretly confident?

:laugh: Make the topic title capitals. It's bound to get noticed by an admin.

:shocked::blush:

Maybe I should put a picture up of myself - would soon put you off! :hugesmile:

Flash your baps and invite him round for sushi.

:laugh:

The perverted mind wonders.... does he mean food or peoples naughty bits, ommmmm!

Well, knowing you.. :rolleyes:

Kiss my chocolate starfish and be gone.

I fink he's a dark horse.. with loads of skeletons in his closet.. :wink:

Can u two not flirt for ONCE

This is a serious life or death situation :nono:

Say's the poster creating a thread for James.... :rolleyes:

Ahem! Double standards!

Whats the Point in this thread

If you really honestly like him then U2U him :rolleyes:

OMG learn to have a laugh in life....... it might improve you!

Dont worry Sunshine i can lugh but not a little silly things like this :thumbs:

Go away, the end.

Now back to the topic.

Dont read it then if you havent got anything nice to say

Gosh, thank fk after bb is over this weekend i would have no reason to come back here

Such nice people........ NOT!

Haha :laugh: Lmao, I'm loving these threads.