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kirklancaster 20-02-2016 03:36 PM
Kirk's Bad Taste Jokes and 'Orrible Puns Thread
 
Here's the place for Bad Taste jokes and excruciating puns. Here's an original pun I made up. I hope you like it.

Star Trek Character - Guess Who?

A person who spends hours every day in his local library, scouring in a particular section for the best book in that particular category.

Spoiler:

Genre-Pick Lookhard. Ouch. :laugh:

Crimson Dynamo 20-02-2016 03:40 PM
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

Crimson Dynamo 20-02-2016 03:40 PM
I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.

Crimson Dynamo 20-02-2016 03:41 PM
The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore.

Mystic Mock 21-02-2016 10:24 PM
Why did Adele from BB3 get on with Alex?

Spoiler:

Because he was her Sibley.

Jamie89 22-02-2016 12:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/iRbUZZw.jpg

Marsh. 22-02-2016 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mystic Mock (Post 8528915)
Why did Adele from BB3 get on with Alex?

Spoiler:

Because he was her Sibley.
Wot

Johnnyuk123 23-02-2016 03:51 PM
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Spoiler:

Call it what you want but it still won't come back to you.


Spoiler:

Or call it woodbine and take it for a drag around the park.

Johnnyuk123 23-02-2016 04:02 PM
What do you call a Bear with no ears?

Spoiler:

B

Mystic Mock 23-02-2016 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8529383)
Wot
His surname is Sibley, it kinda sounds similar to sibling.

Ashley. 23-02-2016 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mystic Mock (Post 8531633)
His surname is Sibley, it kinda sounds similar to sibling.
:hug:

Marsh. 23-02-2016 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mystic Mock (Post 8531633)
His surname is Sibley, it kinda sounds similar to sibling.
:unsure:


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