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Ode to LEE
Computing incompetents have no fear,
Your cries of ‘help’
Our LEE will hear,
She’ll tell you what to do,
AND HOW !
“No nonsense please,
Just do it NOW “.

She’ll guide you through
Those ‘menus’ and ‘Bits’,
While at her terminal she sits,
Then…… calmness settles,
She’s oh so still,
Peace for a while ,
And quiet until,
The wires vibrate with a sound so shrill,
“I’ll come and ‘sort you out ‘ I will” !!!!!

( Be very afraid !)

See you soon LEE, but I fear it would take more
than 1 session to sort me out so I’ll stay ignorant !
And all because I couldn’t post up my own ‘Baby’ pics !

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