Have you ever fell in love with a tree?
 

Well...

A plant but no not a tree :hee:

yes, she broke my heart

she was a total Beech

feat. Lily Rose Cooper?

Yes indeed.
I love most trees, but one in particular.
We have a little Rowantree in our front garden, well we actually have three, but one in particular stands out.
Hubby prunes and shapes it every year, it flowers, then berries, then he puts all the lights on it at Christmas. Perfect tree.

Tirty tree?

But nah every time that I've tried to start up a relationship with a Tree it seems to get ticked off at me for coming home late.

That's no oak btw.

No.

I cheated on a tree

I was good at covering up my tracks

in fact, it took them ages to twig

Yeah, gave me a woody whenever I saw it.

I once asked my mate if he wanted a treesome with a tree. He told me I was barking mad

my mate said he was going out with a horse chestnut

i told him he was conkers

This is plagiarism from the TiBB Eurovision [emoji768] contest in which there was an entry which depicted a furry fantasising about having sexual relationships with a cactus and a tree.
This is an official Cease and Desist.
If it is found you do this again my lawyer WILL be in contact!!

I got this from Closer magazine :laugh:

I like trees. They seem very stand up and rooted individuals.

But you really should stop taking drugs though.