Woman arrested for masterbating in Asda with sausages
 

http://i0.wp.com/now88news.com/wp-co...size=698%2C375

Is this even real? :laugh2:

http://now88news.com/index.php/2016/04/22/1500/

Silly woman, you need to cook sausages first, think of the bacteria in uncooked sausages.:joker:

:laugh: Was it a black pudding ?

Josy is that you?

Make the most of what you're given tbh

this article is faker than a Chinese Rolex







or a Chinese sausage

Plus it would be floppy smudgie,lol

It might have been a cooked one off the chicken counter :(

Hope she went for a Jumbo sausage then.:joker:

:laugh:

Do Not be Silly
she is in a Caravan
having a nice break

What a Dirty Bitch

How nice

DEATH

It's a satire news site so no it isn't real, but at the same time it was Liverpool so it probably has happened at some point

Nice to see Saph having fun doing ha uni shop

*gasps*
HOW DARE Y...ou're probably right

Someone in southport pooped in a B&M bargains
like
in the shop aisles

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...-takes-5864051


I honestly think this was the last time our town was in national news
-sighs-

I was going to write a poem on how disgusting these sausages were that I bought in asda - I might just no now.

Shouldn't they take the wo part out of the woman word?:joker:

But seriously I've been put off Sausages for a good day now.

I dont know how people fall for this crap... The pic is fake enough as it is and then the story doesn't even make sense. As disgusting as it is, it's not illegal and how would people even know what she was doing in order for her to get arrested?

It could've been a threesome between the wo-man, Sausage, and a Pickle.

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So I had to post it again

No I am going to buy a
Hot Dog
with Onions
Mustard and Ketchup

maybe noone would banger