Housemates remain seated. Housemates remain seated.... HOUSEMATES SIT DOWN!!!!
 

Highlight of the night? :joker::joker:

Does this not happen every series? How have they not figured out a better system yet?

You would think they would realise that they should give housemates all the information they need, then lift the door and let the chaos ensue. Rather than lifting it halfway through the information.

They really need to get a producer that's more strict when they're on a live show tbh (either that or hire a voice actor). It was quite funny though :laugh:

That producer has no authority lmao

This is a real highlight of the night:

http://i.imgur.com/tPsiLWG.jpg

This :joker:

:laugh: and no one was sitting down.

The way they all got up to go the garden when BB wasn't finished explaining :laugh:

They even included that in the montage at the end of the night!!!

It gave me secondary school tease (bell rings but for some reason the teacher says otherwise)

"Don't start packing up, it's rude. Wait til I've finished speaking"

It's happened every series since it's been on C5 I swear, it's an absolute mess. They have no control whatsoever and don't seem to grasp that if you want to hold their attention, you need to give them all of the information before you tell them to do things. I hate Big Brother turning into a real angry person too, they should be stern and robotic

It's just so embarrassing

Do you remember in BB13 when BB was punishing the housemates for discussing nominations and they all just sat there and laughed :idc:

Such a big contrast to BB7 when Imogen was getting a massive bollock in about discussing nominations and lost her right to nominate, BB told her off so much that I thought Imogen was gonna start crying.

.. and don't get me started on Australias BB!

Yes :joker: they don't seem to listen at all nowadays, BB's always speaking and the housemates carry on talking like nah cba to listen fam

It just makes it look tacky

They haven't had a proper authoritative voice for years.

Last year they had a woman voice on the live bits and she couldn't even speak properly.

But, yeah, they don't think to give them all of the information/read everything out BEFORE then giving them the instruction of what to do next.

If you mention them going to the garden, they're going to start moving immediately.

They're too busy thinking up more bullish*t ways of explaining simple things "Big Brother is detonating A TIMEBOMB! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

The worst one is the woman who can't pronounce her r's and w's correctly, and she always gets the biggest speaking parts

:joker: And they always take the piss because she gets her script wrong time and time again.

I absolutely hate how she speaks, she has a really soft voice as well like how did she even get the job?!

Remember the girl with the squeaky voice who just appeared in like one episode last year

Nnn was she the one who people were speculating had autism or learning difficulties or something

ew I hate the hyperbole too it serves Rylan and makes me cringe

'Housemates, tonight the game is changing and NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. One of you is going to be TARGETED, you will feel the OMINOUS FORCE'. Just stop. Explain it normally :umm2:

:joker::joker::joker:

Omfg at the squeaky BB. I can't remember who they were even talking to in the Diary Room (I think it was Ashleigh?) and the housemate literally stopped talking for a second and stared in disbelief at the camera :joker: