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Aisleyne: Thinking about billing producers for loss of time

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What the actual?!?!

I was all geared up excited and ready to watch an explosive live episode of Big Brother . What I should have done instead was run a bubble bath, light some candles and poured a large glass of wine. Mind you I needed all that even more after wasting 30 minutes of my life watching the live twist.

So for those who haven’t seen it, let me explain so you don't ever have to bother watching it yourselves.

The Others had to choose the housemate who, in their opinion, was "the biggest horror".

Well, the bunch of pansies couldn't choose, so Jayne piped up and said to choose Mr Spock. Sorry, I mean Chelsea - and they did, the lazy cop outs! This then meant Chelsea lost his housemate status and had to be beamed up - sorry, I mean go - to the Other House. There he saw Jayne who did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! In fact she did - she KISSED him on the cheek when he greeted her?!?... What a wet blanket turnout!

Then the second part of the programme was marred by snippets of adverts interrupting the transmission, bird song over some of the conversation and Marco being called to the Diary Room for no apparent purpose. We really were being spoilt by this live twist.

I'm thinking of billing Big Brother for loss of time. But I won't bite the hand that fed me.

A lot of my Twitter followers were saying that they are angry with Big Brother. That makes me sad, but I totally get it. I'm just gonna imagine in my head that Big Brother and the production team were heavily intoxicated; that way it was a big drunken shambles, and that's funny. Well it works in my head anyway.

Either way I'm thinking Big Brother should maybe just stick to the pre-recorded shows for a bit. They can't expect entertainment on tap from those morons - unlike my year of course!

Jayne’s lack of "come back" for Chelsea after giving it the biggen all week reminded me of when I returned to the house last year and that certain scum bag with all the mouth saying nothing to me when I threw at her feet her basic rations for a basic bitch. I hope Jayne gets some balls and we get to see some realness.

Can't believe two people have left the house since the last eviction! I'm not going to comment on Andrew apart from saying I found his diary room moments boring and narcissistic, so I'm not sad he's gone.

Now Victoria on the other hand I will talk about. First up, did she think she was on a David Attenborough show or something? Seems she didn't like meat being in the fridge as she could feel the animal’s pain. Funny that seeing as when I saw you, you were wearing Daisy the cow’s skin on your feet.

And when did she ever do anything for animals apart from "feel their pain"? Any animal rights walks? Any fund raising? Anything? Nope. Nada. Diddly-squat.

I think she got paranoid in there and thought I was going to pop in and expose her ass for what she did to my friend. To be fair if I was her I would have scaled the walls too. Girly, BYE.

IN REDEMPTION though for Big Brother the haunted room task in the highlights show was AMAZING! Loved it.

Let's hope there are more of those funny moments to follow, and no more live twists....

Queen!

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Either way I'm thinking Big Brother should maybe just stick to the pre-recorded shows for a bit. They can't expect entertainment on tap from those morons - unlike my year of course!

Jayne’s lack of "come back" for Chelsea after giving it the biggen all week reminded me of when I returned to the house last year and that certain scum bag with all the mouth saying nothing to me when I threw at her feet her basic rations for a basic bitch. I hope Jayne gets some balls and we get to see some realness.

Holy scriptures

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Originally Posted by Pete. (Post 8725694)

Holy scriptures

arrogant tramp tbh.

Aislyene gets tew much hate for her BB16 appearance when she was amazing

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Originally Posted by TomC (Post 8725710)

arrogant tramp tbh.

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BB Faves: Helen

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In BB16 Helen > Aisleyne.

Aisleyne in BB16 = Aisleyne in BB7 (just shorter)

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Originally Posted by Pete. (Post 8725723)

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I was talking about Aisleyne :suspect:

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Originally Posted by TomC (Post 8725724)

In BB16 Helen > Aisleyne.

:joker:

It's like saying Danielle Lloyd > Jermaine

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Originally Posted by TomC (Post 8725724)

In BB16 Helen > Aisleyne.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/60b082568...roxto5_250.gif me

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Originally Posted by TomC (Post 8725724)

In BB16 Helen > Aisleyne.

No.

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Originally Posted by Pete. (Post 8725729)

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It's like saying Danielle Lloyd > Jermaine

Helen, Marc, Sam and Simon were ostracized!

Money grabbing biatch:fist:

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Originally Posted by TomC (Post 8725724)

In BB16 Helen > Aisleyne.

SPILL THAT TEA!

Why is she coming for Jayne when that comment she put was the only thing she said to Helen. Nikki and Brian had to fight the rest of the battles.

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Originally Posted by TomC (Post 8725735)

Helen, Marc, Sam and Simon were ostracized!

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Excellent satire

What is a Sam and Simon?