I struggle to understand the Scots. Can someone help me out?
 

I am not from the UK and I struggle to understand the Scots.

Broadly speaking, what is their mentality? They seem to want to hang onto England only on the condition that England hangs onto Brussels.

I thought this was the land of Braveheart? :conf:

Well the whole country is run by the Scottish Nationalist Party which agender is to make Scotland independent so it's basically a Scottish UKIP but they want to be independent from the UK but I don't think Scottish people actually understand that. Good luck to them I suppose. I was born in Scotland so I hope they don't deport me back there :joker:

Pack your bags and move there so you can have first hand experience?

No, I think it would be easier to ask from the comfort of my home. :hee:

You are not "struggling to understand the scots"

You are generalising based on stereotype and misinformation.

Quite the leap

Thanks!

Ever hear of travel broadens the mind? It works!

You're all mean misers.

Or is that the Jews...?

Either way, one of us should have some savings.

It is long thought that it is similar to that of the North Korean language

If it's anything like LT's then they are screwed.:joker:

Subtitles on

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...22_468x351.jpg

This a Pure Scott
but Subtitles On
problem solved

Well they invented battered Mars bars so that's one good thing.Although i've never actually made it to the end of one.Almost throw up when i get half way through.
Some cracking whiskey too.Some of those island ones are really nice.

:joker:

generally well hung.

55% of Scots are English people in disguise.

That's all you need to know :suspect:

I actually understand this joke, to my surprise. :laugh:

actually that is a point

who are meaner

Scots, Jews or people from Yorkshire?

I would commission a poll but I heard they cost a lot of money

:suspect:

I'm not mean, I'm just careful.

Is that right that you once dropped a pound coin, bent down to pick it up and it hit you in the back of the neck?

:nono:

I would never drop any money

LOL...

Aaaaaaanyhoo... you're a defeated people who work for us.

:-)

the number of scots who voted for Leave was pretty much identical to the number of Scots who voted SNP at the last election!

You are a complicated people.

Try this one
http://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/900/blend_cut22.jpg

Some cracking whiskey

:facepalm: