Gross things kids do...
 

I never noticed how gross kids were until I had them. I thought when I saw james lick up (complete with a smirk) a gigantic snotty sneeze that I had seen the worst of it. No, Skye topped that this morning...

So, kids woke up late (for them...meaning like 8am) but instead of the nonestop screaming until we got them up, they were playing and laughing so naturally we took the time to have a bit of a lie in. Worst.Decision.EVER.

20 mins or so later, go to sort them out. Skye had done an absolute monster of a poo in the middle of the bedroom floor, and had clearly spent the past 20 minutes PAINTING HER BROTHER WITH IT while they both laughed about how amusing it was.

She then looked at us like we were mental while we had a breakdown.

James had a meltdown in the shower while pointing at the pieces of poo that were going down the plughole, tried grabbing at some of it too while crying as if we were throwing out his favourite toy.

Then Skye asked why 'baby' was clean again with a big frown... once he had been showered and was no longer looking like a gigantic poopsicle :bored:

Can anyone top this? I'm sure this isn't the worst of it and I should be on the lookout for something worse before long :umm2:

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that is disgusting omfg

Disown ha!

my sister once rubbed poo all over a bedroom wall

also she tried to eat dog poo (our neighbors dog did it in our garden) and apparently i grabbed her and took her inside (i was like 5 and dont remember this)

I'm watching them on CBB now

I know it must have been awful, but omfg the way you wrote it has me creased :laugh:

No can't top that :joker:

Oh that's gross, I can't top that either (thank God)