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waterhog 06-07-2016 10:28 PM

serious debates or news - would you like a poem ?
 
poemhv AT mail.com 06.07.16



this is starting to escalate

your help is in need

hate mail will humiliate

let me not plant this seed.

all i want is a grin

you don't need to be like a cat that's chesire

sorry if crawling is your skin

my pain i hope is your pleasure.

don't think about tracking

my IP is fully locked

if you have all that software for hacking

the poetry bamboozle will have you blocked.

do you need to highlight

or maybe humour is required

in highgate i may be the biggest blight

i no readers will chip in for a "hit man" to be hired.

i will work my hardest to deliver

drop me a email for a poem request

around highgate you will see the sliver

that is my thank you for your time invest.

Cherie 06-07-2016 10:41 PM

Nurse..

Kizzy 06-07-2016 10:55 PM

Yes I love the poems, keep em coming :)

arista 07-07-2016 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 8790994)
Nurse..


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Cherie 07-07-2016 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 8791316)


:joker:

Incidentally WH I like your poems I just wanted to call nurse

kirklancaster 07-07-2016 08:07 AM

:nono: Hog, I did not vote, because you did not provide the option: 'Hog we LOVE you and your poems'.

kirklancaster 07-07-2016 08:56 AM

For Hog:

'FATED'

When I tire of 'Serious' debates,
The rows, the relentless abuses,
Then do I turn away from 'The Fates'
And reach out to 'The Muses'.

To Olympus and the fair Calliope I call
(For the Muse of Poetry knows best)
"Send me a POET - the best of them all.
One who FELL into The Cuckoo's Nest".

"My spirits are low, great Muse. I am down.
I fear against me The Fates do conspire"
"Send me a poet, a joker, a clown
Who with humour and rhyme will inspire"

"Oh idiot mortal are you taking the piss?"
Was Calliope's scathing reply.
"A poet greater than Byron exists in your midst.
Your own WATERHOG is the guy".

:kiss:

waterhog 07-07-2016 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 8791561)
:joker:

Incidentally WH I like your poems I just wanted to call nurse

love her - great film. so many famous faces in there jack nicalson - danny DeVito to name a few.


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