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BB17 - a right old 'Song and Dance'

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'THEY'D DO ANYTHING'

NANCY (spoken)
So, 'ow's BB17 goin' then Dodger? Is it still all 'acting' and "Game Playin'?...

DODGER (spoken)
Aw, it's gotten bloomin' worse, my darling.

NANCY (spoken)
Wotcha mean; "worse" Dodger? What they up to?

DODGER (sung)
They'd do anything
To win dear, anything
For that means everythink to them.
I know that
They'll tell any lies
But can't hide their shifty eyes.
It makes me despise--
'Em all.

[NANCY]
Would they suck on a naked breast?

[DODGER](laughs)
An' the rest!

[NANCY]
Have a shag in bed?

[DODGER](nods)
An' giving head!

[NANCY]
Was that Ryan and Hugh?

[DODGER]
An' a Zebra too!

[NANCY]
Betray their friends too?

[DODGER](laughs)
Was Judas a Jew?

They'd do anything
To win, yes -- Anything.
Yes they'd do anything to win.

[NANCY]
Anything?!

[DODGER]
Anything it's true!!

[NANCY (spoken)]
'Ere now, Oliver, you watched it.
What do you fink?
Do you fink "they'd do anything"

[OLIVER (sung)]
They'd do anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
To win dear

[OLIVER (sung)]
To win dear, anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
For winning means....

[OLIVER (sung)]
Everything to them

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ah, that's bloomin shockin'.

[OLIVER]
I know that
Just to hear those cheers,
Laura will shed crocodile tears.
To get that viewer vote Ryan will give deep throat

[BET]
Would they overact?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Stab others in the back?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Have a fake showmance?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Will they pretend they're a saint?

[OLIVER]
Even when they ain't!
They'd do anything
To win dears anything --
They'd do anything to win.

[BET]
Anything?!

[OLIVER]
Anything, it's true!!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Dance, Nancy.

[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, alright, Dodge. c'mon boys!
1-2-3...

[FAGIN]
Well my dears - I ain't no prude...
But would those girls dance in the nude?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
Would they form a 'clique'?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
An' bully the weak?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
They all sound like their sneaks!

[ALL]
They are Fagin - Everyone!
They just want Fortune and Fame
To them that's all in the game.
Yes, they'd do anything...

[FAGIN]
Anything?!

[ALL]
Anything to win.

[FAGIN] (spoken)
Not my Jason though -
He's different that boy.
He's got whatcha might call
BREEDING my dears.

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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8836044)

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'THEY'D DO ANYTHING'

Well done Kirk,your talents are wasted
http://wtf.sunfox.org/vendredi/clapp...d-applause.gif

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Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8836048)

Well done Kirk,your talents are wasted
http://wtf.sunfox.org/vendredi/clapp...d-applause.gif

:laugh: I just thought that you and Hot2Go, ChuffMeDizzy and the Jason gang needed cheering up. :hee:

THATS BRILLIANT KIRKY

I heard the cast were gonna perform it to the housemates but it got cancelled because Bulls Eye jumped over the wall when he saw Charlie.

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Originally Posted by hot2go (Post 8836107)

THATS BRILLIANT KIRKY

I heard the cast were gonna perform it to the housemates but it got cancelled because Bulls Eye jumped over the wall when he saw Charlie.

FM !!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: This is so genuinely hilarious H2G, I nearly choked. :laugh:

:joker::joker::joker: Excellent Kirk and all so very true.

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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8836044)

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'THEY'D DO ANYTHING'

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance: Kirky in my seven or eight years in these forums this is the best I have seen. BRILLIANT. I wouldnt be a huge fan of Jason lately but this is outstanding. It took thought and creativity xxx

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Originally Posted by hijaxers (Post 8836133)

:joker::joker::joker: Excellent Kirk and all so very true.

Thanks HiJax, I love a bit of diversion when I'm bored. :hee:

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Originally Posted by rionablue (Post 8836142)

Thanks Riona, I did a Yul Brynner parody - The King And I - specifically for you and Hog on another thread of Hogs, but you must have missed it.

They never take me long Riona - this one was about 15 minutes - guess I have a gift for writing drivel. :laugh: :wavey:

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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8836161)

I have been really busy lately and havent done any poems for hog but hope to do one before the end of the series. I will go back to see if i can find yours :blush: I love writing poems also. I am doing summer camp with kids this week and they are so creative writing little stories and poems and having fun with words. Well done again buddy

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Originally Posted by rionablue (Post 8836323)

Looking forward to it Riona. Thanks.