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Won't See Me For Dust
"My darling Jason, I know you've told me a thousand times that you and I are finished, and I KNOW that it's my fault. I cheated on you, I flew into jealous rages and physically attacked you every time you even just stroked Cleo, and I admit that I spent your money on trivial things - like the £1,000 pounds I spent on 'Polyfilla' to cover the cracks in my face.
But I LOVE you Jason - I'm a 'Nobody' who is obsessed with being 'Somebody' and I never thought that I could find a 'meal ticket' as soft as you; someone who had local fame and 'kudos'. Someone who I could cling to and bask in his 'reflected Glory'. Anyway Jase, to PROVE my love darling, I have written a song. You have to picture me singing it Country style like Johnny Cash - only my singing voice is much deeper. I HOPE you like it and agree that it shows how much I love you. It's called: 'WON'T SEE ME FOR DUST' (THE BALLAD OF A DEMENTED SLAG) https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...bCHp6ivF14t40g "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash's sister - Desperate for Cash. Here's a little number called 'Won't See Me For Dust': I'm standing in front of my mirror And Lord what a ghastly sight All I'm wearing is my crusty knickers The ones I wore on our last night. Yeah Jase I never change them On my saggy body they stay Even though I've kept shagging At least ten different guy's a day. They were once pink and pretty Now they've gone a shade of green 'Cos they're fuller of dead semen Than a sunken submarine. But that ain't the only thing There's dead skin cells too And I ain't a gonna change 'em Jase Until I'm back with you. But I woke up this morning And I let out a scream I had a fecking nightmare A mother of a dream. I dreamt you'd said you'd meet me OK - I forced you to agree And I spent 2 days getting ready So I looked as good as I could be. I put on 10 lbs of foundation 25 lbs of hair weave (But just in case that failed Jase I'd a knife right up my sleeve.) I put 60 tins of talc inside my knickers (My best friend said I must) Then I dropped 'em when I met you And you couldn't see me for the dust. Before that dust had even settled Jase, I guess that I just knew That my reunion hopes had gone An' so were fecking you. I gotta blame my knickers For making my dreams toast 'Cos covered in dead sperm 'n talc I looked as scary as a ghost. Yeah, I put 60 tins of talc inside my knickers (My best friend said I must) Then I dropped 'em when I met you And you couldn't see me for the dust. Yeah, You couldn't see me for the dust. Couldn't see me for the dust. Couldn't see me for the dust. Couldn't see me for the dust. "An' most people say that ole dust is just one mother fecking BLESSING boy" https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...EJTYIgJTJiVNXQ MAKE TOXIC BITCH CHARLIE CHANGE HER FECKING CRUSTY, FUSTY, DUSTY 'OLE KNICKERS https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...fAkq61EPENIQhQ |
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He looked more hurt than relieved when she told him that, it's all a pile of made up ****, so contrived and fake.
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Bet he is sooo glad he kicked her to the curb months ago!
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so you're not a charlie fan, then, kirk? colour me surprised :joker:
made me go green at the gills reading that. t'is evil, evil i tell ya! |
Rather harsh but rather funny nonetheless! Each time I think of that talcum powder and those dusty knickers I have to stifle a giggle!
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White coats arrive - psychiatrists section
The broiler who just cannot deal with rejection It's painful to watch and we couldn't want more Than for her and her weaves to back out of the door The dust (when it settles) can then be slapped back On her mug, with some concrete, a stiffer face-pack Is just what's prescribed for a grimace more taught Than the skin of a drum. And who would have thought She would ever imagine persistence like this Would get Bonehead back? So let's give an air kiss And say farewell to Charlie now in a straight jacket Sectioned, forgotten with no big pay packet... |
[QUOTE=kirklancaster;8848718]"My darling Jason, I know you've told me a thousand times that you and I are finished, and I KNOW that it's my fault. I cheated on you, I flew into jealous rages and physically attacked you every time you even just stroked Cleo, and I admit that I spent your money on trivial things - like the £1,000 pounds I spent on 'Polyfilla' to cover the cracks in my face.
But I LOVE you Jason - I'm a 'Nobody' who is obsessed with being 'Somebody' and I never thought that I could find a 'meal ticket' as soft as you; someone who had local fame and 'kudos'. Someone who I could cling to and bask in his 'reflected Glory'. Anyway Jase, to PROVE my love darling, I have written a song. You have to picture me singing it Country style like Johnny Cash - only my singing voice is much deeper. I HOPE you like it and agree that it shows how much I love you. It's called: 'WON'T SEE ME FOR DUST' (THE BALLAD OF A DEMENTED SLAG) https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...bCHp6ivF14t40g "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash's sister - Desperate for Cash. Here's a little number called 'Won't See Me For Dust': I'm standing in front of my mirror And Lord what a ghastly sight All I'm wearing is my crusty knickers The ones I wore on our last night. Yeah Jase I never change them On my saggy body they stay Even though I've kept shagging At least ten different guy's a day. They were once pink and pretty Now they've gone a shade of green 'Cos they're fuller of dead semen Than a sunken submarine. But that ain't the only thing There's dead skin cells too And I ain't a gonna change 'em Jase Until I'm back with you. But I woke up this morning And I let out a scream I had a fecking nightmare A mother of a dream. I dreamt you'd said you'd meet me OK - I forced you to agree And I spent 2 days getting ready So I looked as good as I could be. I put on 10 lbs of foundation 25 lbs of hair weave (But just in case that failed Jase I'd a knife right up my sleeve.) I put 60 tins of talc inside my knickers (My best friend said I must) Then I dropped 'em when I met you And you couldn't see me for the dust. Before that dust had even settled Jase, I guess that I just knew That my reunion hopes had gone An' so were fecking you. I gotta blame my knickers For making my dreams toast 'Cos covered in dead sperm 'n talc I looked as scary as a ghost. Yeah, I put 60 tins of talc inside my knickers (My best friend said I must) Then I dropped 'em when I met you And you couldn't see me for the dust. Yeah, You couldn't see me for the dust. Couldn't see me for the dust. Couldn't see me for the dust. Couldn't see me for the dust. "An' most people say that ole dust is just one mother fecking BLESSING boy" https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...EJTYIgJTJiVNXQ [/QUOTEMAKE TOXIC BITCH CHARLIE CHANGE HER FECKING CRUSTY, FUSTY, DUSTY 'OLE KNICKERS https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...fAkq61EPENIQhQ You always see the good in people Kirk, , I love that you have some complete faith that she actually wears any :joker::joker: |
So kirklancaster, do you feel like a better person than Charlie for writing that?
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And, it is on a forum, not said DIRECTLY to the desperate bunny boiler's ugly face - unlike her vicious, malicious, unwarranted vile attack on poor Jason, who had not the right to reply because BB imposed time constraints upon him - not that he would have said to her what he SHOULD have said, because he is too much of a gent for that. I, on the other hand, have NO such time constraints, and I am only a gent to decent, honest, moral women who deserve treating with chivalry, but desperate, vindictive, self-confessed violent, self-confessed serial cheat, stalker Charlie, does not qualify as such in my estimation - unfortunately. Apart from the above Daffodil, I'm stuck for an answer. While I think of one, why don't you trawl these threads and remonstrate with any posters who have been cruel in their comments of Jason or Andy? |
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Good job she was in the others house to begin with...if she'd turned to dust in the first two weeks Marco would have hoovered up off the table ..bless him
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She will be up Jason's butt when he get's out she is one evil bitch.
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Some people on here would think Charlie is funny if she turned up in a Myra Hindley mask wearing a coat made out of kitten fur.
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She well and truly kicked him to the curb. A strong independant woman :clap1:
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I'm ready for Charlie's Lemonade :love:
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charlie hasn't changed much..same foul mouthed eejit she always was although may have had another layer of fake tan and make-up trowlled on http://www.theluxuryspot.com/wp-cont...2.10.53-PM.png
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Must admit Sue, I've seen her look worse |
We all know Jason's butt got hurt when Charley told him there was no way they had any future together.. That and only that sent the vile thug on his childish wrecking spree.
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