'Unsteady Bear Dickwit'

If you've tuned into CBB this time, you'll hardly believe your eyes.
'Cos there's a dick – a Number One Prick – who surely you must despise
For of all the bears that ever there was, this one's the worst by far because,
He's one awful boor, and so immature, as well as being a massive Dickwit.

Every HM who's ever been good is sure of a treat today,
If the BB staff have the last laugh, by sending the Bear away..
Inside the house, without the Louse, they laugh and dance and play.
And I'm glad to say, that they'll all be OK, without the Dickwit.

Eviction time for deadly Bear
Will see the other HM's having a lovely time today
Watch them relax, and interact, once the Dickwit's finally sent away.

See Chloe naked, stroll about
Letting it all hang out,
With only one fear and care,
That at six o'clock 'Heavy D' will try to get her in bed
'Cos he's as sick as the sex-pest Bear.

So when the Bear comes up for eviction you'd better pick up the phone,
It might cost you a copper or two, but it's safer to send him home.
'Cos of all the bad grizzlies that ever there was, there's none as mad as this Bear because,
He's an immature, delusional dipstick.