Bear Fans Funny Page
 

A place to note down any funny things he's said and may say in future episodes.

As they all sat together and were told Biggins had been removed from the house.

Chloe: " whys he left "
Bear: " he got the hump with your cooking "

Apart from my quotes below there are so many, but one of my favs has to be "But you're MY sunshine" and the look on Frankies face when he knew he was beaten by words alone was classic

Frankie: "That's bull****"
Bear: "That's a cocktail"

His nominations. Just in general. Always hilarious the context he gives them in and what he says.

When Chris left the house: "Who cares anyway man?"

When he compared Saira/James/Chris to the illuminati.

" Got him early "
" Just Saying "

Renee playing charades and calling Bear and Heavy Dumb and Dumber

You're my little pussycat! :laugh3:

After Renee told Lewis he's not his own man cause he makes Bear a cup of tea...then Aubrey walks off with Renee to calm her down

" Do you Wanna Cup of Tea Aubrey "

Was looking for this as I have a few more to add.

"I could be making a coffee cocktail tomorrow"
Re: his hair: "It's probably going global as we speak"
"Do you know how llamas are made? Crossbreeding donkeys and giraffes"
When they were clearing up: "Get back, health and safety!!!"
When Renee made the dinner after the argument: "It's the worst pasta I've ever ****ing had"

:laugh3:

He may say in a future episode;

The regimented formal design of a traditional tiered basket can be very effective. So long as you make sure that each layer of materials is the correct height, you should make a dramatic display, the loose and flowering ingredients combining well within the confines of a disciplined structure...just sayin'

When Ricky got the publics most votes to stay

' Ricky's a Contender. Mr Big Balls has arrived in town, Rick with his big swinging dick '

Camera pans out to Lewis with a face like thunder

LOL.....Genius

' Saira keeps staring at me, it's giving me the horn '

Nominating Ricky, leaning into the camera with a Michael Caine accent
' soon as I walk out of a room 'e bleeding slags me off '
Then saying he nominates Ricky cause he flys under the radar... Immediately farting as soon as he's said it.

Best nomination ever

Renee sat with the others watching Lewis in his task and willing him to sign for her letter from home

' Put it in the bin Lewis '

bully, loud mouthed bear crapping himself when he saw the size of the security guard

Reading this active thread even though I'm not a Bear fan before anyone calls me out. No trolling intended but this made me howl. Heavy just looks over none the wiser! Reminded me of Science when faced with Anthony, Craig and Maxwell in an argument: Tweedledum, Tweedledee and Tweedletwat.:joker:

Funniest moment of the series. :joker::joker::joker::joker:

Health and safety! That made me laugh out loud. :laugh3:

I only have to look at the faces he pulls and his voice when he's winding them up and Im howling

Yes me too :joker:

It's not t what he says, it's the way he says things that makes me laugh. :laugh:

Yes it is, and his voice ....all the ooosss and ahhhhsss ,really pisses them all off and this is what makes it funnier

It will lays be the funniest Bear moment. The people on this thread can try and make out Bear is a great wit, but reality is the security guard exchange will ALWAYS be the funniest Bear moment.

He's like a naughty schoolboy :joker:

The guard winked at Bear :;)

This is a thread for Bear fans ...the forum asks posters to respect fan threads....so why don't you jog on and make a thread about how funny your favourite housemate is...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT THO...which ever one of the others may be your favourite.