imagine if razor or vinny jones was in there
 

think if bear threw coffee all over vinny or razor, I know what they would do to bear, throw him straight threw the window, and lewis, they would tell him to stop mocking people, or else have a crooked jaw and they would know how to shut marnie up, stuff her knickers into her mouth, now that would be worth watching.:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance ::dance::dance:

Or if Vinny or Razor are not available, make the security guard a housemate.:hehe:

Razor and Vinny .............please NOOOOO!!!!!!:yuk:

YES! get them in ther to cut that c...t a new one!

Bear would be entirely different if there were any proper Alpha Males in there. Just look at the embarrassing episode with the security guard in the diary room...