Ultimate Celebrity Big Brother: Who would you cast?
 

With the rumours of the Ultimate CBB series coming next year, who would you cast?

8 males + 8 females from CBB history

Males
Pete Burns
Michael Madsen
Julian Clary
Louie Spence
Lionel Blair
Leslie Jordan
Keith Chegwin
James Hill

Females
Karissa & Kristina Shannon
Luisa Zissman
Liz Jones
Frenchy
Natasha Hamilton
Janice Dickinson
Gemma Collins
Tiffany Pollard

this was really hard actually especially for females

10 females, 6 males.

Females
Vanessa Feltz - Celebrity Big Brother 1
Jodie Marsh - Celebrity Big Brother 4
Michelle Heaton - Celebrity Big Brother 6
Nicola McLean - Celebrity Big Brother 9
Julie Goodyear - Celebrity Big Brother 10
Jasmine Lennard - Celebrity Big Brother 10
Luisa Zissman - Celebrity Big Brother 13
Frenchy Morgan - Celebrity Big Brother 14
Katie Price - Celebrity Big Brother 15
Tiffany Pollard - Celebrity Big Brother 17

6 males
John McCririck - Celebrity Big Brother 3
Pete Burns - Celebrity Big Brother 4
James Jordan - Celebrity Big Brother 14
Leslie Jordan - Celebrity Big Brother 14
Perez Hilton - Celebrity Big Brother 15
James Hill - Celebrity Big Brother 16

Updated my list to include Channel 4 housemates:

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Males
John McCririck
Michael Madsen
Pete Burns
Leslie Jordan
Louie Spence
James Whale
Coolio
George Galloway

Females
Tiffany Pollard
Frenchy Morgan
Janice Dickinson
Jackie Stallone
Karissa and Kristina
Tina Malone
Angie Bowie
Renee Graziano

Scrap this. Natasha Hamilton and Farrah Abraham alone for 3 weeks with 24/7 live feed please.

Jackie Stallone
Liz Jones
Chloe Jasmine
Janice Dickinson
Gemma Collins

/cast

If it's just from the Channel 5 era:

Male: Julian Clary, Audley Harrison, Leslie Jordan, Gary Busey, David Gest, Louie Spence, Fatman Scoop, Alexander O'Neal & 'first male evictee to keep Jarvio happy' Abz Love
Female: Julie Goodyear, Frenchy, Gemma Collins, Tiffany Pollard, Patsy Kensit, Michelle Visage (just to see her without Hopkins holding her back), Courtney Stodden & Liz Jones

(yes this series age average would be like 50+ and?)

If C4 can be included then...
Male: Julian Clary, Audley Harrison, Leslie Jordan, Pete Burns, Stephen Baldwin, Louie Spence, Alexander O'Neal, Jermaine Jackson
Female: Gemma Collins, Patsy Kensit, Julie Goodyear, Frenchy, Tiffany Pollard, Brigitte Nielsen, Tina Malone & LaToya Jackson

(here for the Jacksons clique)

Jedward (**** everyone who doesnt include them)
Julian Clary
Jim Davidson
Lee Ryan
Gary Busey
Perez Hilton

Speidi

Kerry Katona
Denise Welsh
Lauren Harries
Luisa Zuissman
Katie Price
Katie Hopkins
Farrah Abrahams
Stephanie Davis
Tiffany Pollard

I presume c5 will pretend c4 doesnt exist

1 New York
2 Katie Hopkins
3 Jodie Marsh
4 Vanessa Feltz
5 Julie Goodyear
6 Tina Malone
7 Farrah Abraham
8 Lauren Harries

9 Pete Burns
10 Dappy
11 John McCririck
12 Perez Hilton
13 Lionel Blair
14 Goldie
15 Alex Reid
16 Gary Busey

Alright everyone seriously, edit your list and include Jedward.

I'm alright ta on account of it not being 2010 and me not being 7 years old and finding them fun

I'm so against winners going in and I'm assuming it'll only be C5 HMs so

Liz
Frenchy
Tiffany
Lauren
Alicia
Janice
Gemma Collins
Nicola McLean

Spedi
Sam Evans
Lionel Blair
Leslie
Keith
Frankie Grande
#CBBSTEVIECHLOEJASMINE
Jedward

Get out

Karissa and Kristina Shannon
Nicola McLean
Denise Welch
Jasmine Lennard
Julie Goodyear
Lauren Harries
Courtney Stodden
Liz Jones
Luisa Zissman
Frenchy
Alicia Douvall
Janice Dickinson
Jenna Jameson
James Hill
Farrah Abraham
Gemma Collins
Tiffany Pollard
Renee Graziano

Luisa
Speidi
Tiffany Pollard
Gary
Big John
Lee Ryan
Janice
Natasha Hamilton
Charlotte Crosby
Katie Price
Calum Best

Males:
Christopher Biggins (c5 have had a lot of criticism about removing him so maybe give him another chance)
Coolio
Gary Busey
James Hill (maybe not 3 apprentice stars but I wanna reunite him with Tila!!)
Jedward
John McCririck
Pete Burns
Speidi (Speidi would techinically count as a male housemate as Jedward are also in this so one has an extra male & one an extra female which makes it equal)
Verne Troyer

Females:
Charlotte Crosby
Farrah Abraham
Frenchy
Janice Dickinson
Katie Hopkins
Lady Colin Campbell (CBB19 representive :fc:)
Luisa Zissman
Tiffany Pollard
Tila Tequila (also another chance, she's praised the nazis more since so don't see it happening but there's no denying she would have been a great hm and she seemed to get along with Jenna who's Jewish so she's probably not anti-jew anyway)

People on tibb seem to always think that the male hm's are always **** and tbh I couldn't disagree more especially for c4 days where male celebs were far better then female hm's in CBB (minus Jackie Stallone of course).

Does anyone else think Bez is a very underrated housemate? I'd probably like to see him in the all stars, this line up could potentially be a ****ing mad house.

Males
1.pete burns
2.gary busey
3.marcus akin
4.johnny rotten
5.patrick stewart
6.julian clary
7.vinnie jones
8.dirk benedict

Females
9.janice dickinson
10.katie hopkins
11.mental megan
12.tila tequila
13.sunny leone
14.linda grey/sue ellen from dallas
15.june brown/dot cotton from eastenders
16.zoe lucker/tanya turner

John McCririck
Luisa Zissman
Pete Burns
Tina Malone
Stephen Bear
Megan Mckenna
Gary Busey
Farrah Abraham
Perez Hilton
Denise Welch
Jim Davidson
Katie Hopkins
Speidi
Saira Khan
James Jordan
Vanessa Feltz
Lee Ryan
Jasmine Lennard

For the sake of fairness I'm not going to include anybody from UBB1 (ie No John, Vanessa, Ulrika etc.

Males:
George Galloway (C4)
Pete Burns (C4)
Stephen Baldwin (C7)
Jim Davidson (C13)
Lee Ryan (C13)
Gary Busey (C14)
James Jordan (C14)
Perez Hilton (C15)

Females:
Denise Welch (C9)
Karissa and Kristina (C9)
Julie Goodyear (C10)
Speidi (C11)
Lauren Harries (C12)
Luisa Zissman (C13)
Farrah Abraham (C16: UK vs USA)
Tiffany Pollard (C17)

As realistic as I can;
Male
John
Pete
Julian
Louie
Audley
James
Lionel
Leslie

Female
Latoya
Denise
Nicola
Jasmine
Lauren (12)
Luisa
Frenchy
Tiffany

Male
Pete Burns.
Leslie Jordan.
Julian Clary.
Perez Hilton.
James Jordan.
Austin Armacott.
David Gest (have to include him :sad:)

Female
Luisa Zissman
Frenchy Morgan
Katie Hopkins
Janice Dickinson
Lauren Harries
Vanessa Feltz
Angie Bowie

Mix of realism and what I'd like:

Females:

Katie Price
Janice Dickinson
Julie Goodyear
Tiffany Pollard
Renee Graziano
Lauren Harries
Jenna Jameson
Nadia Sawalha

Males:

Gary Busey
Louis Spence
Austin Armacost (because he deserves a fall from grace)
James Whale
Andrew Stone
Lionel Blair
Razor Ruddock
James Jordan (because he's inevitable unfortunately)

I was tempted to have Perez included but I wouldn't be too thrilled if the house dynamics would end up being the exact same as they were in CBB15. I'm not too sure about Gary either because I do like him (and I do think he would do it), but I wouldn't want him to cause the same atmosphere he did during CBB14...which is pretty likely to be honest.