Almost converted to Islam
 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...-chloe-8637442

Due to her ex husband. Apparently. Now pole dancing topless on TV. :joker:

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LOL... that's the most amusing thing I've read today.

She probably thought it was just a brand of perfume.

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I think converting to Islam would have done her good. Someone like Chloe would definitely benefit from a full burkha.

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A BERK in a burkha

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Can't quite word a Heavy D/fatwa joke.

She had a lucky escape then!

....shortly after she saw the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe on Netflix...

'New Islam when you go out,Go out with a bang':joker:

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big cheer for renne tonight please.

Islams gain is our loss!

...and she thought she was veggie...........

Mark L

You mean her local mosque had a lucky escape lol

Imagine that walking in, that would be hysterical lolol

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Either that or she thought she was following in Stacy Soloman's footsteps and being offered a job advertisting Iceland...

I doubt chloe would wear a burqa, but she would need to wear one, with her huge blow up doll boobs, and she wears clothing that does not fit her,

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As if more conformation were needed of how utterly DUMB she is!

Converting to Islam is like staying at the Hotel California: "You can checkout anytime you like, but you can't never leave."

Apostasy is a crime punishable by death in many Islamic countries... and many Muslims are willing to enforce that penalty here in UK.
I wonder if Chloe had any comprehension of this when she was with her KILLER bf?? :laugh:

Boobies Akhbar!

That's a curious name you have, Binbin. You're not related to any famous/infamous Muslims, are you? :)

Allah Slackbra!:laugh: