CH 5's game plan exposed
 

Unlike Ch4, that took chances on things developing naturally, CH5 leave nothing to chance. They have a shopping list of contestants to fill and they fill those spaces deliberately.

1. We need 2 or 3 slappers that will flash tits and drop their pants for anyone....enter Chloe and Marnie.

2. We need 2 or 3 nut jobs that will create mayhem and provide storylines, even if they are fake.....enter Heavy, Bear and Lewis.

3. We need a handful of cheap and cheerfull stocking fillers that will lie in the background radar diving which makes our editing easier....enter Aubrey, Frankie, Ricky and Katie.

4. We need a couple of burnt our icons that will provide some hero worship....enter Sam Biggins and James

5. The rest, if needed, should be reasonably priced and controversial but wont figure in our master plans.

They then set about manufacturing the showances and through tasks and outsider info, they provoke these idiots into providing storylines to carry the programme. Once these idiots are spent (Lewis and Bear) we kill them off in the edits and tasks and provide the GBP with an honourable winner in the shape of someone that wont create a hoo haa like Helen did, that was a bad mistake on BB's part and it cant happen again.

Now tyhey are killing off the bears and Lewis's and providing Ricky and the like to step up and grab the morality vote.

The sad thing is folks, in all of these steps, we the GBP are being led by the nose in a very poor scripted version of a show that has sunk to such levels that defile logic. This years winner was supposed to be Biggins but that went tits up, so who are they going to champion now is the question.....I thinks its gonna be Ricky.

it is the formula and in my last poem - that's why I am requesting change and I wuote myself.

we need change its imperative
the deserts will be the icing
the reality star and BB is negative
if bear wins just deserts will be out pricing.

we need fun days back like bb5.

I think it will be a good v evil final two to get those phones ringing ....Ricky v Lewis/Bear maybe

Lewis is gone tonight and bear to follow soon. Cant see a fight for the line unless Aubrey throws her dummy out of the pram, she can be unlikable. The rest are comotosed

I think the plan has badly backfired on them and Bear will walk away with it. He's still the favourite in all polls.

with a double eviction, the polls count for nothing

Yep it's as real as the WWE

I hope Bears wins just to stick it to the producers.