Stupid things you have done and you don't know why?
 

So...I just trod on a plastic ninja turtle in the dark...which is pretty normal, and also painful. But I then for some reason apologized to it? Feel like a right twat. Have you ever done something utterly ridiculous for absolutely no reason except for being an idiot?!

I accidentally say thank you to the microwave all the time

I treat toys as if they have feelings all the time:blush: if my daughters want to give away a toy, my first reaction is that the toy will be sad because he's going to be unloved and abandoned, some toys i can let go but others i just can't, and it looks like one of my daughters has the same thoughts regarding toys as i do (fast forward to being on a channel 5 documentary about toy hoarding in 10 years time:()

I also speak to my dogs as if they are people.

That's so cute!

Few months ago my boss wished me a happy birthday and I said happy birthday to you too! I still get a red face when I think of it

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I was pretty drunk one time and I was holding a glass of water and my friend asked me the time.......... :worry:

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Same and my cat, I was on my own in the bathroom with my cat last night(he likes being in the bathroom for some reason) and I was singing away to him (a song I made up for him) and my daughter shouts in to me "Mom will you stop, you're so weird" :fan:

...:laugh:..hawww, I've said dumb stuff like that as well and been knocked over or bumped into and apologised back when they've apologised to me...oops, sorry that I'm off to A&E now and thank you for the bruises...

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Fell asleep in the car on the way to a court appearance when I was 18. My dad stopped the car took me out side and thumped me.

Essentially it was the ideal preparation..

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Aw i'm so glad i'm not the only one, i have a special song that i made up for my dogs and i sing it to them in the morning when i come down stairs, and when i walk in from leaving them for a short while, they love it :love:

I almost always press the wrong button in an elevator (sometimes two wrong buttons), even if there're only 4 floors.

I literally 2 minutes ago smacked myself in the nose as a good remedy to a daddy longlegs flying into my face :S

I always sing to my cat and talk to her. I do a voice for her and reply to myself in that voice. She talk about cat food lot.

Whenever I hear somebody sneezing in the building or outside I say bless you.

I call our car Betsy and give it encouragement when it's driving on bumpy roads and stuff; "you can do it betsy"

Whenever I have a song in my head I tap my teeth to the syllables of it.