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Originally Posted by Cherie
(Post 8968944)
re, and simultaneously give women across the UK a tiny hope that one day they might have their very own Jason – or at least someone equally chivalrous.
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Charlie will be his first customer then :laugh:
Also why does he have to look so serious (read: unapproachable) in so many of his professional shots?
The "banner" image is cropped weird and that blocking effect chunks up the space ... it's like they're purposefully leading your eye right down into the invisible boxes that are being created on the left/right side of the mini white box with the logo.. he is not quite center in the main photo, he's leaning back and your brain in trying to find what it's supposed to do uses that as a guide around the awkward logo white block ending up going directly in the invisible box over his bulge.
It's designer manipulation I swear :laugh:
The logo is not center either which drives me nuts. I get why they did it but still... should've made the woman and man on top and used the respectful dating on the bottom to give it gravity... then it would read better, like they're walking from their car down a red carpet or are going into a restaurant, etc .. the logo already has weird negative space and they've made it worse by blocking it in.
Maybe the real site looks better and it just looks this weird on mobile. *checks* Nope, it's the same.
I'm not sure with people remarking how wooden Jason is that you want your featuring image of him standing in a forest (can barely see the car or the jason for the trees) :laugh: Maybe put him in a rock garden with some pretty flowers? With a fence or something implying he's visiting a VIP property? Some important people buildings? What's with the boring leaves?... the only thing that is left for me in this image at this point is to go back to staring at is his crotch.
The picture in his support link implies he's waiting for your sexy texts. The support link is just as prominent as the sign up link which means if you sign up, it must also mean you will eventually need support... which theoretically could prove Jason's dating website is only really a personal portal for him to find his next on and off again codependent girlfriend :laugh:
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