Danni has 2 eyes - thread closed due to the pathetic ramblings of Chrizzle and The Hitman
 

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"The Daily Spar can confirm today that Danielle Lloyd has 2 eyes. We can also exclusively reveal that she has a nose and a mouth, and have produced this photo shoot to show all our readers this amazing fact, giving her an excuse to get her kit off, so we can all get our rocks off. Danni, who is currently on holiday in Dubai, due to the pressures of her hectic schedule and not having a proper holiday for at least 2 weeks, was only too pleased to give our photographer a "helping hand". There were reports yesterday that Danni had got back together with Teddy Sherringham, but there was no news to write about her today, so she dumped him to create some. Danni, who is famed for her bullying of Shilpa Shetty in Celebrity Big Brother 5, was not available for comment, but exclusively talked to our reporter by phone. When asked about her on/off relationship with Teddy (a bit like her knickers), she commented "Uh. What was the question again"? You can see the exclusive photo shoot in tomorrows Daily Spar, when we will have another chance to plaster her all over the front page whilst running a ridiculous story about Dannis' technique for cleaning your teeth, but at least we will all get to ogle her tits".

Im assuming this is a good thing. The majority of young British women are learning self respect and morals so theres a huge shortage of *****s who want to show their fanny to the world.

If these fake breasted *****s want money, give them money, at least we wont forget their faces so we know which ones are the skanks.

It's sort of like a modern day 'branding'.

And here's some of the pics:

Actually, the 2nd pic was not used, as it was felt that Danni was covering up too much flesh.

It's a man!!

Teddy Sheringham in make up and a wig. :laugh:

I found the attached pic whilst "googling" Teddy Sheringham. Seems he's not too shy about stripping off either! A match made in heaven possibly.

Who are the other? I recognise Solkjaer and Danny Murphy. And I think it's Brian McClair and Lawrence Dallaglio. Who's the one on the left.

Not sure.

Shes in the OK! magazine aswell talking ****!

Talking ****? Our Danielle?

I noticed she was OK too. She's everywhere. It's getting rather tiresome.

'our' ?? shes a nobody! jus another page 3 girlwith no brains and with a personality of a door

Oh Grit. You're such a sour puss! I go to sleep at night dreaming about the front cover of The Star. It's so intellectually stimulating! Don't you think?

.....make that serial killer

a serial killer would have more personality.

And talk more sense.

WFT is this? :rolleyes:

I made it up Soph! I'm taking the piss! See today's Danni story further down the page.

Found this. Lol!

:nono:

Dani's a nice girl. I think!!!

No she isnt. Not on any level whatsoever.

If you like her I cant argue with that, but shes definitely not nice.

Your right. She's a ho'.

Make your mind up Grit!

I like ho's.