i will judge you rinder because i am a bertie smalls
 

i will judge you rinder because i am a bertie smalls 25.09.16

yes it was a type cast
your show creates a no smile
yet again myself i blast
i am no better then viewers of jeremy vile.
so fake and cheesy
to get on ITV its ridiculous
changing channel is so easy
now a side of you that is fantastically pompous.
your first dance is no smudge
its a statement with no ludicrously
anyone that did correctly judge
was in no way begging for mercy.
the judges advice did not cramp
positivity was the verdict
i think craig liked your open camp
but was as per a genuine critic.
strictly this year won't hinder
i am a small bert
so looking forward to judge rinder
real good stuff is robert.

if you want to no what a bertie smalls is - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertie_Smalls

could you also write a poet for Daisy :hee:

who's daisy ?

Daisy Lowe, the one who danced that beautiful waltz :hee:

nicky - she did not get my juices flowing - but never say never. :shrug:

it was a beautiful waltz, quite emotional as well dancing to her grandfather's favourite song, who passed away on her first strictly day :)