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new 5 pound notes - all views welcome

new 5 pound notes - all views welcome 01.10.16

i thought it was a scam
the cashier in my barclays was on the take
handing me material tougher then the heath dam
part of the decoy was the free cake.
when i got home i did scrutinize
run it over with a glass to magnify
i can not find one thing to criticize
the bank of england has left me critically dry.
£5 notes are so in need
and now with the added protection
they flow like a persuasive bleed
great for the village bike and the quick erection.
the size has gone down
but that is not making me ill
i still see freddie with his crown
flip over and great to see church hill.
i would leave a sample
so my description is proof its real
but i don't have what's ample
i put it down to my donation appeal.

https://www.thenewfiver.co.uk/ if you want to have a quick peep you can here. and if you are unaware of the donation appeal poem - you can still add a £50 here ( no other notes accepted not even new fivers. ) http://boards.dailymail.co.uk/thats-...e/10275537.htm and if you want to hear my queen sing about money - here you can find some rare notes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsMnybYJEu4

A Note Of Dissent

I have a truth to tell Hog
And I hope you do not gloat
But I'm so old and skint now
What is a five pound note?

Hah, But I'm only kidding Hog
But that, you should already know
And yes, I've seen a new fiver
With that little, see through window

They may be more forgery proof
And the new design more sleek
And we can SEE through those windows
But can the fiver see US through the week?

For, with everything getting dearer
And wages growing ever more small
Apart from buying a loaf and some Spam
A fiver's good for feck all.

So to close my dear friend Hog,
I only really have this to say:
Government - feck designing new notes
Just give us MORE of 'em in our pay.
.

:laugh: :wavey:

wickedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd krky baby - love your humour.