what am i poem for november 5
 

what am i poem for november 5 25.10.16

(warning - small print - only the sick and perverted to read please)



i am very long

my colors are numerous

sometimes leaving a nasty pong

the satisfaction won't leave you furious.

if left alone

i am gentle and soft

but makes me solid like a bone

to handle you need to be a lara croft.

the noise is horrendous

like a boom that is sonic

some may say the width is enormous

being called tiny is ironic.

have you nearly guessed

or do you need a bit more powder

with these ear muffs you are blessed

the vibration on every wall can't get any louder.

worry is in creeping

the sleepless nights i want diverted

my frustration will stop me sleeping

and this will if you read as your sick and perverted.

Hog I really LOVE you and your poems - you are one of TIBB's truly GREAT characters, but you are slipping. You are giving too many clues.

kirky baby - my lips are sealed - all I can say is - you are the love of my life :joker: