What is to the left , right , infront and behind you?
 

Left - a door

Right a wall

Infront - a chair

Behind - another wall

Left - Vaseline
Right - tissues
Front - my cock
Behind - apply within xx

Left - wardrobe
Right - phone
Behind - wall
In front - quilt

Would post mine but they could never live up to the excitement of the ones in the OP

Left, oak sideboard with lamps etc on.
Right..oak unit with yet another lamp plus magazines and all my junk
Behind, a wall with a large Sam Toft print on.
In front, big space, chair with bay window behind it with telly to the right of it.

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Jesus Christ our lord. :)

:joker::joker:

Shocking Jack

Left - 1080P LED Live Feed

Right - 1080P ITV1HD

Infront - 4K TV
and
1080P LED 3-D lower down SkyNewsHD Feed

Behind - Soundmixer