What sign are you?
 

Below are rue descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Which one are you?

TAURUS: The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in longrelationships.. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing.Sexy as........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding>kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as.........>Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to ####with. Are the sexiest people on earth!

VIRGO: The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness..

SCORPIO: The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want.Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

LIBRA: The Lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying.... the most irresistible.

ARIES: The Liar Outgoing.
Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.

AQUARIUS: Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in>long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will>exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

GEMINI: Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

LEO: The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

CANCER: The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER.
Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

PISCES: The Piece of ass.
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life.. Always gets what he or she wants.. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

CAPRICORN: The passionate Lover.
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Verysexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.

SAGITTARIUS: The Sexy one.
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?

I'm a Leo by the way! Roaaarrrr!!!

I'm Libra and whenever I read about my sign I feel it completely true to me.

I'm a Capricorn, everytime I read mine, it always turn out to be true.

I'm a Virgo and most of that's true.

:shocked: Woop I'm going to be a freak in bed!!

ARIES: The Liar Outgoing.
Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.


lmao! Im best in bed :tongue:

Yeah, it was written by Mr Vibro! lol

Lol who?! :conf:

Explain Girth!

Im confuzzled now:nono:...Someone please explain! :nono:

I've no idea what the two of you are on about.:whistle:

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Yes you dooooo!

Pleeease explain what BAZG was on about!:nono:

Let's just say it was written by a "battery operated device". OMG, how old are you?

A Vibrator!?!?! Lol!!! Im nearly 19...why?

Probably no need for such devices at your age.

A lady never tells :whistle::wink:

Just wanted to check I was not talking to someone too young to be talking about such things.

Lol well...I could be innocent and never heard of such things..But I'm not innocent so its all good :wink:

Yeah reet:wink:

And what is that supposed to inply?

Well this convo has turned sour! Back to the topic

I can 'Take you on trips to the moon in bed' Apparently! I've always been scared of the moon though :bored:

Why's that?

Well the thought of travelling to the moon scraes the shite out of me! And the moon has a face and it's really scary!...Don't you think?

I wouldn't like to travel in space. Well, I would, but I would be frightened of getting lost in space! forever