Are you a regular in shops/pubs etc?
 

Like the staff know your name and order etc?

Starbucks know my name and order as soon as I walk in as i go there once or twice a week :shame:

In a small town you know everyone

It's worse when a takeaway place recognises you over the phone and you've never met them.

(Indian accent) Oh hello Mr Marsh from [insert address here] what can we do for you?

This sounds like the start of a Clint Eastwood movie. :flutter:

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Me and smallest boy LT spent 20 mins today in the papershop talking football. Thankfully all my shops are local Scottish

One of my village's pubs and kebab shop yeah ha

I know quite a few people who own and work in shops and restaurants where i live from going into them over the years but it's only a small town

Nope, I tend to go to different places all the time.

Greggs at work lmao

I was off for two weeks and I went in on Monday and she was like "hello stranger! where have you been?"

ALL the local takeaways

Talk about fat shaming, the bitch.

You should have just said you ate elsewhere. :hmph:

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i was in nero's but i stopped going as often so they forgot me

In my corner shop and the local bakery, and some of the shop assistants in Sainsburys, they don't know my name though this is London we have stereotypes to uphold :oh:

:joker:

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The grandpa at the bakery knows my order.

The Chinese always knows my order :)

Yes our local fish and chips and Chinese are sick of us/love us cause they gave us extra bag of veggie spring rolls :amazed: or they messed up...:conf: