What is the weirdest thing you have woke up to?
 

For example - woke up to find a spider on your arm.

My boyfriend

Mooo's boyfriend

That explains how i got chlamydia :hehe:

You're welcome

Police tape everywhere , even more police and a mobile police station parked across the road.

Also got woken up my mighty droning at 4am , looked out window and a giant channel 4 power truck was across the road , they had come to surprise a scottish rugby player that lived down the road , they had Scottish sword dancers out in the road , it was bedlam.

Woke up to a guy grabbing my dick whilst asleep in a hotel room in rio. Kicked him and he ran out. Never knew what that was all about

Someone trying to shove their dick in my ear.

We were very high. The excuses end there tbh. I knew him slightly from work, had a party at mine, passed out and came round to that. Not great. I hit the roof, called him all manner of names and literally threw him out of my house whilst others laughed.

Years ago I had a big, fat, black cat and in the middle of the night I woke up in a panic because I couldn't breaths. I nearly died when I opened my eyes and saw two huge green eyes a couple of inches from my face!! The cat was sitting on my chest with his face close to mine and even though I loved that cat he was nearly the death of me.

Woke up I'm my friends living room after a party and two people were basically going at it and this other girl was just staring out the window. I then just passed out and had always question whether it actually happened or whether I imagined it, but a few weeks ago I met the guy who was going at it with a girl and he was like he remembers me from when I cock blocked and passed out. Apparently I was like "wtf are you doing" to them when I got up but can't remember that part.

Oh wait I've woke up in a weatherspoons toilet cubicle before with all the security guards shouting at me. That wins.

A herd of Bulls in my front drive and at my door so I could not open it, I had to use the back door to get at them to shoo them (tentatively)

Also I once woke up in the sidings of Shoeburyness train yard in an empty train (ie not even near a platform)

And once in a phone box in Dagenham where i slept the night

the fact I woke once but twice is just so weird in its self. but I have issues with god and I no I am not welcome just yet.

other then that - waking is a pure blessing and never is it weird its a pure gift.

you are such a cool chick wow :flutter:

I actually prefer edgy but ta xox

okay, but i really like you :)

in an expensive hotel room of a rich middle-aged business owner who I apparently rimmed for a corona.

a goose pecking my foot
Not even messing

I'm also a fan of your work x

I once awoke to my pet iguana, Julius, nibbling on my earlobe. We just stared at each other, basically nose to nose, for a few seconds before he went along his lizard way.

Next to a toilet with a cleaner trying to open the locked door :worry:

Either waking up on a freezing cold lawn at like one in the morning, covered in my own sick or when I woke up at my friends house while we were camping and needed to use the toilet (it was like 5 in the morning) and flashed my torch to see her mum and dad watching us through their bedroom window. I still don't know if i imagined that or not though, but I've seen them staring out the living room/my friend staring out her bedroom window loads of times when I've driven/walked past,

Well I'm not a messy bitch so, Friends on the TV when I accidentally fell asleep one afternoon and woke wondering why it was on so early in the morning

Being woken up by the police wanting to search my room because someone had claimed we were dealing drugs. I was naked and quite confused but something something truncheon something handcuffs etc

Coming out has changed you.

I woke up next to some random person i met who couldnt speak English i still not sure what if anything happened