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Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 10:12 AM
Cheese jokes
 
What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?

Spoiler:

mascarpone

Niamh. 19-12-2016 10:13 AM
Did You Hear About The Explosion At The Cheese Factory?

Spoiler:

There Was De Brie Everywhere

Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 10:19 AM
What kind of cheese do you use to lure an Essex bear?

Spoiler:

Camembert

Niamh. 19-12-2016 10:21 AM
What Do You Call A Cheese Factory In The Middle East?

Spoiler:

Cheeses Of Nazareth

Cherie 19-12-2016 10:50 AM
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese

Spoiler:

It's only mid though

Niamh. 19-12-2016 10:51 AM
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Spoiler:

Nacho Cheese

Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas Sherry (Post 9103774)
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese

Spoiler:

It's only mid though
mid?

Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 10:54 AM
Whatb do you call cheese in the shape of a penis and a vagina?

Spoiler:

Blue Cheese

Niamh. 19-12-2016 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Make Christmas Great Again (Post 9103778)
mid?
I'm guessing that was meant to be Mild

Nicky91 19-12-2016 11:07 AM
what is a good cheese to start a riot with in Italy

Spoiler:

Mozzarella

Niamh. 19-12-2016 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SantaNicky (Post 9103791)
what is a good cheese to start a riot with in Italy

Spoiler:

Mozzarella
I don't get it? :laugh:

Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McGregrrrrrrrr (Post 9103792)
I don't get it? :laugh:
Its in with the milk and butter section

Nicky91 19-12-2016 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Make Christmas Great Again (Post 9103812)
Its in with the milk and butter section
it's the word mozzarella, rella is also a dutch word for riot or at least the correct dutch word is rellen :laugh:

Niamh. 19-12-2016 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SantaNicky (Post 9103817)
it's the word mozzarella, rella is also a dutch word for riot or at least the correct dutch word is rellen :laugh:
Oh one for all our Dutch members then? :hehe:

Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 11:31 AM
bloody hell neem that was obvious

:facepalm:

Nicky91 19-12-2016 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McGregrrrrrrrr (Post 9103818)
Oh one for all our Dutch members then? :hehe:
i'm the only dutch member so far :facepalm:

Niamh. 19-12-2016 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Make Christmas Great Again (Post 9103820)
bloody hell neem that was obvious

:facepalm:
It's Monday, my apolocheese

thesheriff443 19-12-2016 11:43 AM
These jokes are very cheesy

Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 11:45 AM
I once had a loft that the floor was made from cheese you know

when you were up there you deffo had to tread Caerphilly

Crimson Dynamo 19-12-2016 11:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 9103832)
These jokes are very cheesy
cheesy?

are you crackers?

thesheriff443 19-12-2016 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Make Christmas Great Again (Post 9103838)
cheesy?

are you crackers?
Maybe I'm spreading myself too thin.

thesheriff443 19-12-2016 11:56 AM
Doctor when I eat cheese I get a ringing in my ears

He said it must be a babybel


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