Northern takeaways
 

I was perching the local takeaway shop up north (kebabs, chicken, pizza, etc.) and they seem to have so much more choice compared to the ones down in London.

For example they did mozzarella sticks, never seen a kebab shop down here sell them. And like chips cheese and beans, never come across that down hear.

My local kebab shop doesn't even do cheesy chips so order from somewhere a few miles away.

will


stop eating

Takeaways are not the best way to lose weight

Diet carrying on straight into 2017 :nono:

You get a lot more choice in Scottish takeaways

Last time I was in London I couldn't get what I wanted

We don't eat deep fried mars bars down here :hee:

scandal.

And I've never been to a place that serves them

+1

The denial :omgno:

+2

+3

I'm not Scottish, I just like to feel involved

:oh: what kind of non stereotypical takeaways are you Scottish people frequenting

That's because Northerners live off takeaways so they need a bit of variety

Don't forget to give the Parmo a mention.:joker:

My village kebab shop's menu is like 5 pages seriously, so much choice and all delicious.

Mozzarella sticks with garlic mayo... amazing.

But... the diet? What happened?

Scalding hot tea :fan:

Northern Holidays ...lots of variety..hard to resist

Fixed.

I thought we Northerners were quite bad for takeaways until I went to London.

Nobody cooks.

Ever.

You haven't been to mine :suspect:

I will have you know we only have takeaway once every two months in this household, Matthew, you cheeky bastard.

:joker:

And as a Northerner I can laugh at that, because I know there's no malice.

You're an hilarious guy MTVN, stay Gold my friend.

Yeah they are pretty good.
I have had a battered Mars bar.Could only eat half.So sickly.Think it took a year off my life.

I used to love living up north cos they always asked for £7/8 minimum for free delivery, so obviously youd get one kebab and one small pizza. Down south they ask for like £10-12 so now i need friends. Sometimes I can make it work with an xl kebab, a kids meal, a small pizza (for breakfast the day after) and a drink, but usually have to wait for a friend.