if an elderly woman randomly came up to you and shouted 'ANUS' in your ear...
 

how would you react? Poll incoming

I'd just tell her that I prefer to come through the front door.

Poll up, make your decision!

Get my bum out and ask her to be gentle.

I know Will's left the forum but you don't have to inherit all of his threads

moving on to the poll

Probably just look her with big perplexed/surprised eyes, then leave and think "What a crazy old woman".

Flop, I didn't read the poll options but yes, some variation of the Alaska option.

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That's both a genuine question to Tom and an answer to his query :)

Will or Scott have possessed Tom´s body :omgno:

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(Shouts) Can´t do as none of the options match mine.

Picked the last one. But it would realistically be one of 2 things.

1) Be too shocked to comment and laugh in her face
2) Say 'oh hi anus, I am mavis. Our names sound similar'

^ Or Venus. Or Agnes. Or Angus.

anusthing is possible

I'd politely decline. :)

id be shook, triggered and edgy

Ask 'Are you ok?'