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Create a better line up (Realistic)
Here are my suggestions of celebrities that could make amazing housemates and are actually pretty realistic.
I am sure this topic has been done to death but I am new here so wanted to see what others thought/think: Girls: Lil Kim (US Rapper) http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploa...d-now-2016.jpg Iconic rapper, needs the money (I heard she's bankrupt from her last mixtape release) previously rumoured. Dani Harmer (Tracy Beaker star) http://daniharmeracademy.com/images/...ni-header3.png Kids TV legend - don't see much of her anymore and she did do strictly come dancing 10 years ago. Lizzie Cundy (ex Wag / Tabloid Tart) https://celebritybuzzer.org/wp-conte...-1-620x718.jpg How has she not even done it? Arlene Phillips (TV Judge/ TV Personality) http://www.nouveaubeautygroup.com/sl...k_86901325.jpg She is currently doing pantomime! May need the cash after her Strictly depart and tbh she could be a legendary housemate. Samantha Womack (Eastender Actress) https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com...d_61625539.jpg A true British legend. Jemma Lucy (Ex on the Beach) http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp...-1-623x830.jpg A walking carcrash but she could follow in the Chloe, Bear and Megan footsteps as she is more memorable from that show (+apparently ppl think she is attractive) Sally Axl 2.0. Cici Coleman (First Dates) http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp...an-630x472.jpg Easily would become the people's champion (like Scarlett Mofat) she would probably be a bit boring but she's sweet and savoury. Teresa Giudice (Real Housewives Star) http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vu....w529.h529.jpg Firstly, why have we never had a Real Housewife? I thought maybe there was something in their contract that meant they couldn't do other shows but Nene Leaks and Teresa have done Celeb Apprentice and Lisa Vandepump (who was apparently once asked to do CBB) was on Dancing with The Stars? Teresa is the ultimate hot mess but she is TV gold. She went to prison for fraud and I know she need the money (give her a cheque). Boys: Dwight Yorke (ex Footballer) https://media.ents24network.com/imag...32dc0410ff.jpg Filling the sports personality void while also drumming up some controversy in the mean time. Julian McDonald (Fashion Designer) http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1302351/th...NALD-570.jpg?5 He did Strictly and he was also a judge on Britain's Next Top Model. He comes across as if he wants to be famous. Think he could potentially be a great HM as he is quite catty. Flavour Flav (TV Personality) http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files...a70003d510.jpg Best known for Flavour of Love where queen Tiffany Pollard was born. He is an awful human being and would guarantee pop corn TV viewing. Carrot Top (Comedian) http://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/p.../carrottop.jpg This is a no brainer tbh - he is iconic yet no one knows who he is... Chris Mears (Olympian) http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/...4/338319_1.jpg Need some eye candy for the house and he could deliver. Tyler Oakley (Youtube Star) http://shortyawards.com.s3.amazonaws...leroakley.jpeg This guy is pretty much worth a fortune and I wouldn't put him on the list but he has said he is a fan of the show and would do it. Why haven't producers thought about Youtube stars? Alex Mytton (someone from MIC) http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims.../454571877.jpg Again to deliver some eye candy and also grab those MIC viewing figures. The show should 10/10 just hire me to create lists cause these producers are pulling my leg with people like Grant Bovy. |
NOT Jemma Lucy
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The next EOTB stars needed are Naomi Hedman and Laura Summers, not Jemma Lucy.
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Jemma Lucy is a tabloid legend she would be out first like Sally Axl but perched for icon Naomi Hedman to have her own bed set twist.
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See: The Jump's latest cast
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jesus @ what Carrot Top looks like now
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All Stars:
Tiffany Gary Janice Verne Frenchy Lee Luisa Farrah New Stars: Boy George Sister Patterson Karthik Nagesan Lady C Grace Jones Tyger Drew-Honey Zara Holland Freddie Flintoff |
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I think thats a pretty good list.. Id imagine a few of them are multi millionaires though and probably cant be bought by c5 for a month.
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I actually love making fake CBB lineups here's my realistic one which wouldn't be very expensive but would be dramatic
Lady Colin Campbell Rusty Lee Chloe Ferry Kim Woodburn Tokyo Toni Trisha Paytas Dapper Laughs Joey Essex Chewy (comedian from Chelsea Lately show) AJ Johnson Duncan James BIG NAMES I Believe CBB could attract: Priscilla Presley (has done DWTS), Paul O'Grady (expressed interest), Maureen McCormick (definitely would do it has done so much reality TV recently) |
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Jasmine Lennard
Luisa Zissman Frenchy Morgan Katie Price Farrah Abraham Tiffany Pollard Leslie Jordan Perez Hilton Spencer and Heidi Pratt Sophie Kasaei Drita D'Avanzo Jeff Braizer Flavor Flav Lewis Good Ryan Thomas Matt Johnson Spencer Matthews |
(Besides Sophie and Drita the new stars were just people I thought realistic not who I'd love to see)
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Dave Lee Travis - shamed former Radio 1 DJ
Katie Cutler - who raised over £350 for Alan Barnes after he was mugged. Gazza - disgraced alcoholic footballer Johnny Ball - dad of Zoe Ball - Think of a Number fame Martin Daniels - the late Paul Daniels son David Essex - 1970s heart throb pop star Bonnie Langford - EastEnders actress Sally James - 1970s Tiswas presenter Erkan Mustafa - played 'fat kid' Roland Browning in Grange Hill ** Just a few. :p |
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Lil Kim would easily do it for 1M though - she broke |
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I would pay Drita D'Avanzo to go on tbh |
All Stars
Tiffany Pollard Dirk Benedict Farrah Abraham Courtney Stodden Stephen Bear Chloe Kahn Audley Harrison New Stars Lil Kim David Hasselhoff Dani Harmer Michael Owen Tameka Empson Daisy Lowe Lorenzo Lamas Jason Orange (from Take That) |
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