Ed Sheeran - Divide (breaks about 299 records - 16 songs in the UK Top 20)
 

Two new songs out today, occupying #1 and #2 on iTunes, and most likely going to bore us to tears by the end of 2017, but hopefully they're good. *goes to find*

*ignores Shape of You and pretends the other one was released on its own*

Can he not

I love Ed Sheeran he's so talented.
Ed and Adele are the only people in the UK that just have that level of stardom that can reach a ridiculous level of sales within seconds of new material being released.

They really are the two names that will be throw about for the 2010s music period for history [UK wise].

I really like Shape Of You. I still think he's an overrated, generic bot who doesn't deserve his major success though.

Both are boring as hell and do not deserve the creaming of knickers it's receiving.

He's not in control of the success though is he. The fans are.

The people who push his videos up into multi-million views on YouTube.

The people round the world who love his music.

Preach it

I'm shook at neither of them being acoustic ballads

I like Shape of You but haven't listened again since it'll still probably be in the Top 20 this time next year.

Both are ultimately dross but the second one is more listenable than the first.

Castle on the Hill is AMAZING. It's coming for TiBB's top song of 2017.
It's probs my fave song of the past few years

He peaked with Don't

I love shape of you the most but Castle on hill is also good.

A positive to both of these is that they've ended the possibility of another number one week for Rockabye and it'll hopefully **** off out of the top 10 soon.

Ew at both

He is for sure going to be number 1 this friday with impressive sales and a chart record. Both songs have sold more than 100,000 so he will be #1 and #2.

I really don't get the hype over this fool. His music is so boring. Zzzzz

Hate them now. 4 ****ing times at work today. Each

CotH is so much better it hurts that it'll lose the chart battle.

Other one is basically Cheap Thrills vs. Love Yourself

Shape of you - #1
Castle on the hill #2

Castle on the Hill is better tho

Stream it more imo

I don't like Castle on the Hill, Shape of You feels uneventful

I'm only allowed to stream So Good or Tears