Some hilarious quotes over the last few days
 

Just catching up on Tuesday's (one of the funniest episodes of CBB a long time) and last nights and omfg I'm pissing. Here's a selection of ma faves so far

Nicola on water:

'This is for washing in, not drinking' WTF :laugh2:

'You're a boring **** during the day, and an even bigger **** when you've had a drink' :joker: :joker:

Austin: 'I don't need a microphone!' *screams into the microphone*

Austin after putting water in James' bed: 'he's so stupid :D' (the way he said that really made me laugh :joker:)

Even Coleen's making me laugh omg, saying 'I believed in God until two hours ago' :joker: and then channelling her inner Ron Swanson:

Jamie: 'That dinner looks quite nice actually'

Coleen: 'Yeah if you're a rabbit' :laugh3:

coleen is so much better this time :love:

Nicola's water rant was absurd but hilarious :laugh3: