Predict the messy twists
 

Well considering it's gonna be a car crash of a weekend we may as well have a bit of fun with it and predict what's gonna happen, see if anyone comes close :laugh:

My guess:

Housemate with fewest votes evicted, three newbies enter a secret room and have to decide which of the other nominees moves in with them. That housemate is fake evicted, and they all spend the next few days watching over the main house

Face to face noms happen, but in actuality it's those four who decide who face the public vote. They move back in and cue the manufactured drama

2 evicted (for real), 3 go in as Big Brother's Braindead Busty Battle of the Babes and have to win over the other housemates before a vote takes place on Monday where all of the regular HMs stand behind their favourite newbie - the two that don't win face eviction automatically along with the 5 others they decide are up for having 2 nominations, making the whole twist pointless

As is expected, the main format of "how the HMs decide which Babe to choose" is "let's show them their VTs"

It won't be that. That doesn't sound that bad.

Stephanie will get a warning for threatening violence on the GC

David Gest will quit

Angie Bowie will quit

face to face noms with one nom means nominated

(sorry)

True, maybe I'm a bit optimistic :worry:

At this point I'll take anything (he says with great trepidation) that doesn't include two of the nominees being evicted for real

The entire cast of CBB7 will be thrown from a helicopter and the current housemates have to decide which of Katia Ivanova and Sisqó gets to live

this

then marcus screams

then a bomb sound effect plays and a miserable comic book effect is displayed on the screens as the crowd goes ooooooooooooh

then emma pretends to be excited

then cut back to the second house as the latest geordie entry is vomiting/defecating in the corner of the room

cut to titles, rylan appears to introduce bots, and we all go and kill ourselves