"You gotta just press it harder! You gotta turn it up...
 

...just come in hot!"

To Chloe about Callum :joker:. Creasing up. I'm so glad they focussed less on Kim drama this episode and allowed gems like this through.

and she is thick enough to take this as good advice

She has absolutely no idea that it's a wind-up, even though it's totally obvious from his tone of voice and expression. And... well... the fact that it wouldn't be good advice in any situation.

Apparently, Chloe asked John if he enjoyed her lap dance and if it gave him a "twinge" He said, 'he enjoyed it but no he didn't get a twinge, because he's not into her that way'. Take note Callum, this is how you don't lead someone on. John king of maturity :hee:

The fact that you use the word maturity, in a sentence about one of the weirdos is extremely worrying

Can we keep it about the HMs Miranda and not Forum Members

also he hasnt got a cock, just a small neat flap of skin

:hee:

I won't ask how you know that LT :worry:

Spencer is the only one in the house with a sense of humour

The others take themselves WAAAAY too seriously

The clip was on BOTS and she kept pestering him to say he got "a twinge" until he was like "Yeah I did... I got a real big twinge. My twinge was unbearable but... somehow... I controlled my twinge." :joker:

I can't watch BOTS as Rylan make me want to throw my TV out the window :worry:

I think the dirty scrote got turned on by it all

I think Jedward are probably the most mature people on there. I think they've handled Chloe with more grace and far better than Calum. She's like some small yappy dog who keeps humping your leg every time you sit down. Girl needs to get a bit of dignity.

Now that JJ has gone Spencer has to carry humour all on his own, it must be lonely.