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lidl forum valentine 06.02.17

i was cruising
lets not contradict
out of me love is oozing
lidl is now my red light district.
hello was the greeting
its the start of the gel
straight away with me competing
forget tommie be my girl.
fast approaching is valentine
its a day for every lady
ask me to stand up is the only line
there is only one unlike slim shady.
do you want chocs and flowers
not really good at being romantic
tommiesgirl with you is the powers
my heart is sinking like the titanic.
i need a favor
at present there is no loot
lend me a few bob and be my saviour
the choc and flowers will be cute.
this is my introduction
please don't think i am a creep
hope you enjoy this exclusive production
just like lidl i am cheap.

I never even knew lidl had a forum