Penguin Books to publish new version of The Holy Bible
 

#boycottpenguin

Noot noot

Matthew penguin chested confirmed?

Perched for entire chapters being dedicated to Hugh Bonneville's wrinkly cock

It is rumoured that the confidential title has been whittled down to names such as Helen Wood: The Peoples Prostitute or Secret Diary of a Bolton Girl will be released this summer.

More like

My arse ring looks like a crimson burst cushion

as a working title

Queen of writing books. JK HEW.

Robert Innes hew

Yes thats Your Right
Withano,
Now move out the way
as loads need to be Exported,


Life In The City.

Even Better
I can sell to Hookers in USA.

I hope that one of her chapters is about a transgender who gets involved in a mysterious murder in a Starbucks in Leeds city centre, and no one can work out who did it.


Then watch it soar up the LBGT mystery fiction chart and knock off that old Harmschapel book into oblivion

:omgno:

:joker:

Toilet roll is getting so expensive these days.

I would buy it if there was a foreword by Nikki Grahame.

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Lol

Books their revival?