who is DAVE in googlebox ?
 

who is DAVE in googlebox ? 28.05.17


you may not notice

in fact your mind may boogle

but he is as soft as a lettuce

he is a star of the box that s google.

with plenty of muscle

more terrifying then a "chelsea smiler"

if dave is watching its a hustle

would you disagree with this rottweiler.

worried about his hearing

to a vet is my objective

the panic is fearing

i love dave more for being selective.

a beautiful family setting

he has got his bread buttered

daves agent don't think about sub-letting

the eyes won't be fluttered.

to the village your climbing

everyone will need a detox

sorry you won't see this rhyming

dave only watches wildlife shows not googlebox.


http://www.channel4.com/programmes/gogglebox

its that fecking dog from oswaldtwistle.