Jade\'s USeless
 

From our favourite - The Daily Star

JADE Goody suffered a new deluge of hate messages yesterday after she tried to launch a new career in America.

And the race row Big Brother star got the message loud and clear: “Go to the USA – and don’t come back!”

Jade, 25, caused an internet meltdown after trying to woo one of Hollywood’s top gossip writers – Perez Hilton.

Gay Perez can make or break careers in Tinsel Town. A-list stars like Paris Hilton, 26, Britney Spears, 25 and Lindsay Lohan, 20, try to keep on his right side.

But thousands of outraged fans flooded the influential Perez website with messages attacking his decision to associate with such a “proven racist”.

Jade had spent an afternoon in London with the outrageously camp, blue-haired “self-styled Queen of Hollywood Gossip”.

But the PR-stunt went belly up – thanks to people power. Perez was forced to pull his “postcard from London” – after being bombarded with hate messages from UK fans.

And they sent a clear message to Essex-girl Jade: “Go to America – because we don’t want you here.”

Jade spent several hours with Perez, showing him the sights of London from a rickshaw.

Before the outcry he boasted: “We had a lovely day getting to know Jade, who has her own plans of trying to conquer America – like David & Victoria Beckham and Jordan & Peter Andre.”

But the fans disagreed. Becky, from the UK, posted: “You failed to mention that Jade is now an outcast in Britain due to her ‘racism’ on Celeb Big Brother!”

Another, called Sam, added: “Jade Goody is a racist piece of sh**e, The UK hates her.”

While Sarah asked Perez: “Why are you hanging out with a proven racist? America can have her, because we don’t need scum like that here any more.”

After coming under such heavy flak, Perez wiped his “postcard from London” from his website.


PMSL

She doesn't stand a chance. In the US you need to actually have a talent to be famous. OK there are notable exception ie Parcole., but Jade will never make it in the USA.

Well this story sounds c*ap so I cbf commenting on it :sleep:

Jades an utter ****.
People hate her,shes gonna end up getting a beating from somone if she dosent back off.

oh and Perez is a bastard,everyone hate him.He says some horrible stuff.
He always calls Britney little baby sean "Retarded".
he is a horrible person.

Hang on a min...... break in the US??? How is she going to do that.... what talent has she got??????????????????????????

Its a no brainer really

I can't think of a use for Jade!

I have been trying all morning to think of something she could do and I have come up nothing useful.

I did see her as a door stop for a while until I realized she would need to be tranquilized or else she won't shut up moaning.

Loo brush?

She hasn't got enough hair and her head would get stuck down the pan it's to big.

And would you really want Jade looking at your bits?

Next...... LOL

Toilet roll???? (got a theme going here)

Scarecrow?

Guyfawk doll?

I have seen better looking scarecrows. lol

I like Guyfawk doll ad long as we get to burn her with the other two witches

Ive read a lot of these messages on Perez site and i have to say some of the stuff that these people are posting is truly awful stuff. Jade did wrong but for crying out load get over it!! She has apologized, Shilpa has forgiven her, whats the big deal??? Any excuse to get a dig at her and people will take it - Unbelievable. Some of you lot of here claim to be adults but your all acting so childish, bitter and petty.

If you set yourself up to be a media celebrity you have to accept the fall.

she's not fit to wipe ur ass

NOOOOOOOOOOO! She doesn't deserve to try and bother us! TAKE HER BACK! TAKE HER BACK!:sad:

You could use your anti-terror laws... make out she is some kind of urban gorilla

Red.... that is a sweet little gorilla..... how could you put it next to Jade :laugh:

:eureka:

Whale Decoy [So the Japanese don't harpoon anything worthwhile]


Pretty useful, and good for the whales

Jade has no talent whatsoever and should never have been as popular as she was in the UK, never mind cracking the US.

Anyone who thinks Jade can crack the US is seriously deluded.

Well she did come top in one poll :


Which famous person would you never think of while having a w*nk.


:laugh3:

You are all very cruel people.
Making fun of someones appearence is a nasty and childish thing.
I'm sure you're all fugly anyway.
:mad:

Aye. We all are Kristen.

Life is cruel, everyone criticizes everyone, dont tell me you have never talked about someone like that.

And she was embroiled in a racism row which sparked a global storm, what more do you want?