The Punishment Chamber: Solving the Tom problem
 

With the really good idea of electrocuting the housemates becoming popular (at last!!), it seems a good idea to turn the diary room into a punishment chamber Here, fools who commit crimes of 'Welsh drunkeness' (as the test is known) are variously fried, boiled, drenched and frenched, preferably at the whim and choice of the UK public (not including Wales, which will be excluded as a "single Tom").